NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service (2003)

Yankee White - S1-E1

Gibbs: I heard you quit, Agent Todd.
Kate Todd: Happy news travels fast. Yes, I resigned. It was the right thing to do.
Gibbs: Yep. Pull that crap at NCIS, I won't give you a chance to resign.
Kate Todd: Is that a job offer?

Jack Knife - S7-E15

Fornell: This is a big deal for you. Letting me drive your car
Gibbs: Well you already slept with my wife. (00:23:40)

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Iceman - S4-E18

Gibbs: I've got a witness!
Tony: I hope we got a witness.
Ziva: Or we find one quick. (00:39:00)

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Once a Hero - S4-E8

Gibbs: DiNozzo!
DiNozzo: Boss?
Gibbs: Stop eating the evidence.
DiNozzo: Sorry boss.

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Dead and Unburied - S4-E5

Ducky: I've learn't as much as I can from the dead. Time to start listening to the living. (00:34:20)

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Dead and Unburied - S4-E5

Ducky: See this fracture here?
Gibbs: Well...Yeah. You're pointing right at it. (00:16:50)

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Dead and Unburied - S4-E5

Abby: Aww, You shaved your mustache. I liked you with a little hair on your face.
Gibbs: I've still got my eyebrows. (00:08:45)

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The Curse - S1-E5

Abby: Ooh, sailed on a half shell.
Ducky: Oh Abby.

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Singled Out - S4-E3

Abby: Awh, You and the director make cute Gibbletts Gibbs. (00:24:50)

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Singled Out - S4-E3

Ferris: Look, I'm not a kidnapper!
Gibbs: No. You're just the dirt bag who ran away and left a woman to die. (00:17:50)

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Singled Out - S4-E3

Tony DiNozzo: And if you find anything, make sure you call Gibbs. Not me. (00:14:20)

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Singled Out - S4-E3

Gibbs: McGee, how long have I been an agent?
McGee: About 16 years.
Gibbs: Want to take a wild guess what my first partner still calls me? (00:15:00)

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Dead Man Talking - S1-E19

DiNozzo: Ooh, a hottie
Abby: Isn't she a little old for you?
Dinozzo: She's about my age
Abby: That's my point.

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UnSEALeD - S1-E18

Abby: Is there anything you can't find?
McGee: Only a way to shut up DiNozzo.

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Sub Rosa - S1-E7

Gibbs: Cobb, I don't have to tell you what the most important thing to do now is, do I?
Cobb: Get the ice cream back in the freezer?
Gibbs: Exactly.

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Suspicion - S4-E12

Agent Gibbs: Give me some good news, Abby.
Abbey: I'm not pregnant.

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Escaped - S4-E2

Agent Gibbs: There's a little girl who just wants to go home with her daddy. So will you help me... Please.
Agent Dinozzo: Did he just say...
Agent McGee: Yep.

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SWAK - S2-E22

DiNozzo: How will you feel if I got Anthrax, boss?
Gibbs: Not as bad as you, DiNozzo.

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Pop Life - S2-E16

Todd: What you doing?
DiNozzo: Chronicling this little conversation for our next meeting with Ducky.
Gibbs: Are you done?
DiNozzo: Almost.
Gibbs: Done or Fired are the choices.
DiNozzo: Done.

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See No Evil - S2-E1

Donald Mallard: I once had an uncle who drowned in a vat of alcohol once
Agent McGee: I'm sorry to hear that
Donald Mallard: Well he did reportedly climb out the vat 3 times to go to the bathroom.

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