Raven: Last year, my friends got me a cake and some balloons.
[Kids listen intently.]
Raven: But I couldn't enjoy it because my dad Trigon, the scary red demon with horns, took over the world, and there was fire everywhere and then some guy named Slade with a skeleton for a face came after me and ...
[Kids whimper in fear.]
Raven: ... My friends saved me and we all ate cake. The end.
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