George: I don't know exactly what makes people cross over. I mean, souls. I think they see light where others cannot. I think they see a chance to become something else. Someone else.
George: Death is kind of like sex in high school. If you knew how many times you missed having it, you'd be paralyzed.
Mason: Rube is so old, he probably reaped Jesus.
George: I don't want to fit in, I just don't want to stand out.
Rube: What you're feeling right now -all the rage and frustration binding everything from your head to your digestive tract - that's my life with you.
Dolores Herbig: Who has been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles?
Mason: I'm so smart i'm practically retarded.
George: That's very Zen of you, you must smoke pot.
George: Life sucks, and then you die. And then it still sucks.
George: I can't believe I just said "dilly dally." I feel dirty.
George: If I had to choose between being a heart or a brain I'd definitely choose a heart because at least you'd do something. If you're a brain, at the end of the day all you're really at is settling for shitty situations.
Penny: You're the one who was killed by a toilet seat.
George: God, will anyone ever let that go?
George: Yuck! This juice tastes like ass, here you try it.
Mason: No, thanks. I'm trying to stay off the ass juice for now.
Daisy Adair: If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.
George: Get the F out. Before I kick your F-in' A again.
Mason: But am I pretty?
Rube: Oh, you're darling. You make my heart flutter.
George: Don't you want to at one with nature and your fellow workers? Nope, can't. Bed-wetter.
George: Hi, Lydia. You've temped for them before. There's a dress code and your skirt needs to actually cover your ass... I don't care where your tattoo is, you cannot show crack at the office.
Daisy Adair: You know, George, you have your very own saint.
George: I'd rather have a pony.
George: Shallow's the new deep, haven't you heard?
Chosen answer: The Song is Callled "Boom Boom Ba" and is by the band Metisse. it plays at certain points during the series. Mainly when George is looking over Reggie or in Reaping Havoc where it plays whilst shes showing her scrapbook "Mysterious and Reassuring" which is what she thought Betty was.