King Bob: So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Never kid a kid who hasn't had his recess.
Miss Muriel P Finster: I'd call you a pack of wild animals, but even wild animals don't throw food. Except for monkeys. But you're not monkeys, are you? No, you're children, children who act like monkeys.
Continuity mistake: When TJ is making the morning announcements, the Ashley who wears green is sitting behind Spinelli. When he says there will be dessert after lunch, the desk behind Spinelli is empty.
Trivia: The government agents are named Barnes and Noble. Barnes & Noble is a well-known bookstore chain across the United States.