80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.
Eric Myers: Quantum Power.
Alex P. Keaton: Mallory, someone stupid called... sometime today... about something trivial.
Mallory Keaton: Alex you know that could be any one of my friends.
Clarissa: The great thing about my dad is he likes to help. The bad thing about my dad is he loves to help.
Lucas: Captain, this is a Level One UEO sealed file. Opening it would be illegal.
Capt. Nathan Bridger: Why do you think I came to you?
Lucas: Good point.
Mr. Belding: Go to class, learn something.
Clair Huxtable: Cliff, why did we have four children?
Cliff: Because we did not want five.
Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?
Hoss Delgado: Give it to us straight, Goodburger. Is our little Remus.
Mandy: Billy.
Hoss Delgado: ...Billy, on the bullet train to Smartsville, or is he riding the slow pony to the rubber forest?
Koromon: My name's Koromon. And we're partners.
Tai: Koromon? That means... talking head?
Koromon: It means brave little warrior. And don't forget it, Tai.
Louis Stevens: I am making a quality cucumber shake here.
Ren Stevens: Not on my time.
Uncle Martin: We don't have love at first sight on Mars. Either it was too silly to bother with, or it was something we discarded in our Dusk Ages.
Tim O'Hara: You mean the Dark Ages?
Uncle Martin: We were never that primitive.
Robbie Douglas: Beanbrain.
Mike Douglas: Knothead.
Gordo: Yeah, well, there's lots of weird stuff in this world - tofu bacon, hairless cats, country music.
Younger Pete Wrigley: Hey, Blowhole, wherever you are, in forty-five minutes I'm going to be famous. And you know what you're going to be? A blowhole.
Carver: I am going to be carp.
Tino: Did you say Carp?
Carver: That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular.
Tino: It's a good thing you don't want to be Cool rich And Popular.
Carver: Why?
Jackie Rodowsky: She's a girl! Girls are totally gross!
Mary Anne Spier: Gee, thanks!
Dawn Schaffer: And what are we, space mutants?
Jackie Rodowsky: You're... you're.
Kristy Thomas: Better make this good Jackie!
Jackie Rodowsky: You're... you're baby-sitters!