Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?
Kate: I don't eat anything with a face.
Dwight: Well, I cut it off.
Mike: Did you see that movie, Taxi Driver?
Girl: Didn't Danny DeVito play a guy named Louie?
Coach Graham Lubbock: Why did these people give up all their things, and head west in covered wagons? Stabone.
Richard 'Boner' Stabone: 'Cause if they headed east, they would have drowned?
Maggie Katherine Malone Seaver: Carol, how dare you disobey us.
Jason: I never thought I would ever say that but Carol Ann Seaver, you're grounded.
Carol: Wait.
Maggie Katherine Malone Seaver: No explanations. You are not getting a nose job.
Carol: I know.
Jason: What?
Carol: I'm not getting a nose job.
Jason: Don't confuse us by agreeing with us, Carol.
Jason: Well, Carol's an adult and Mike's... over 21.
Kate Macdonald: What do you know about guys?
Mike: Well, I've been one for fifteen years.
Kate Macdonald: But you're nineteen.
Mike: Interesting story.
Jason: Boner, is your voice coming from your armpit?
Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Yes.
