Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?
The Eraser - S2-E2
MacGyver: Look, if this works, it'll keep us from gettin' caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from gettin' old.
Janelle Timmins: Dogs love us Timminses.
Janae Timmins: Mum, once on your leg doesn't count.
Maddie Hayes: Brian Baker called me names. Preston Holt lied to me. Omar Gaus mocked me. I don't think I like men anymore.
David Addison: We still like you.
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Frank Butcher: I'll tell you what, pal, you talk to me like that again and you're gonna get a dry slap.
Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?