Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Alan: You don't wanna go upsetting the Mitchells, they have long memories.
Agnes DiPesto: Mr. Addison. Here's your ticket.
David Addison: Thanks again, Agnes.
Agnes DiPesto: I guess this means you're going away.
David Addison: Agnes, in all my born days I have never met a person who could put two and two together faster than you.
Agnes DiPesto: Math was always my strongest subject.
Kate: I don't eat anything with a face.
Dwight: Well, I cut it off.
Amy: It's a secret, Sarah made me promise not to tell anyone.
Lance: Sarah doesn't know you very well then.