Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?
Frank Butcher: What do ya take me for? Some kind of ice cream?
Maddie: That's your trouble, David - you think hot sex cures everything.
David: Well, it is an effective treatment for localized high blood pressure in males.
Amy: It's a secret, Sarah made me promise not to tell anyone.
Lance: Sarah doesn't know you very well then.
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?