Best TV quotes of 1985
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Toadie: So, when are you going to give it to her?
Billy: Well, it's a birthday present. It's her birthday tomorrow. You work it out.
Rose: You don't understand. Everyone likes me-I'm the nice one! Dorothy is the smart one, Blanche is the sexy one, Sophia is the old one, and I'm the nice one! everybody likes me.
Sophia: The old one isn't so crazy about you.
Maddie: You have the morals of rabbit, the character of a slug, and the brain of a platypus.
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Frank Butcher: I'll tell you what, pal, you talk to me like that again and you're gonna get a dry slap.
Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?
The Eraser - S2-E2
MacGyver: Look, if this works, it'll keep us from gettin' caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from gettin' old.
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