Best TV quotes of 1985

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Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?

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MacGyver picture

Friends - S2-E20

MacGyver: For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up...and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape.

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Destro: Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind.

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Jem and the Holograms picture

Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.

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Eastenders picture

Frank Butcher: What do ya take me for? Some kind of ice cream?

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Moonlighting picture

Maddie: That's your trouble, David - you think hot sex cures everything.
David: Well, it is an effective treatment for localized high blood pressure in males.

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Neighbours picture

Amy: It's a secret, Sarah made me promise not to tell anyone.
Lance: Sarah doesn't know you very well then.

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Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?

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