Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?
The Eraser - S2-E2
MacGyver: Look, if this works, it'll keep us from gettin' caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from gettin' old.
Frank Butcher: You're a wave short of an ocean, aint ya?
Maddie Hayes: You are eye crust.
David Addison: The better to see you with, my dear.
Maddie Hayes: You are navel lint.
David Addison: Expensive navel lint.
Maddie Hayes: You are.
David Addison: Don't go much lower, they'll take us off the air.
Kate Macdonald: What do you know about guys?
Mike: Well, I've been one for fifteen years.
Kate Macdonald: But you're nineteen.
Mike: Interesting story.
Amy: It's a secret, Sarah made me promise not to tell anyone.
Lance: Sarah doesn't know you very well then.
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.