Best TV quotes of 2016
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Seth Wright: Mr. President.
Tom Kirkman: You don't need to get up every time I walk into a room. I'm not the Queen.
Seth Wright: No, sir. Virtually no resemblance.
Kev: What about bees?
Cassidy: Bees. Did you just say bees?
Kev: Yeah, like on Wicker Man. Put a cage around his head and release the bees.
Cassidy: Christ.
Hoover: I vote stabbing.
Cassidy: Look, the Wicker Man is a brilliant film, but we're talking about killing a man here, Kev.
Kev: I know.
Cassidy: No, you don't! Look, where are you even gonna get bees from? What, you have ready access to bees all of a sudden? You a beekeeper now, are you?
Kev: Yeah, I am.
Cassidy: You are?
Kev: Yes.
Cassidy: Beekeeper...? All right. Apologies. I'm sorry. It's actually...it's a brilliant idea, we'll go with the bees. Do you wanna do the bees? Let's do the bees. I'd imagine we need some honey.
Karen: Do you know what this means? We're in the kill zone of a black caiman.
Florence: A black gay man?
Karen: Do you, do you really think that's what I just said?
Florence: I don't know. It sounded like you said...
Karen: You think this is a kill zone of a black gay man?
Florence: Well, anything sounds stupid when you say it like that.
Vandal Savage: Who are you to stand up against me, Vandal Savage, destroyer of empires.
Leonard Snart: Leonard Snart, robber of ATMs.
Father Marcus Keane: The power of Christ compels you.
The Crone: Do I look compelled, man of God?
Two Sane Guys Doing Normal Things - S1-E8
Bart: You think, maybe, surprises are good sometimes? Like, there could be such a thing as a surprise that helps you?
Ken: Yes. I do. Yeah. What doesn't kill you, you know, usually makes you...
Bart: Makes you hurt real bad and makes you cry.
Eleven: Promise.
Betty Cooper: I'm not gonna ask what you did with Veronica at Cheryl's. I'm asking you now, right now, if you love me, Archie, or even like me?
Archie Andrews: Of course I love you, Betty. But I can't give you the answer you want.
Betty Cooper: Why?
Archie Andrews: You are so perfect. I've never been good enough for you. I'll never be good enough for you.
Max Fuller: Holy chalupas.
Lincoln: I told you it gets awkward.
Jack Garrett: Over 68 million Americans leave the safety of our borders every year. If danger strikes, the FBI's International Response Team is called into action.
Man in Black: This whole world is a story. I've read every page except the last one. I need to find out how it ends. I want to know what this all means.
Lawrence: See, now that's why I never learned to read.
Michael: You humans take something wonderful and ruin it just a little bit so you can have more.
Neal Gamby:.
CoMe tomorrow, there's a brand new principal in town. His name is Neal Gamby.
D.A. Wayne Wallis: I heard your university board has you on probation. Something about sleeping with a student?
Hayes Morrison: Students.
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