Best TV quotes of 1972

Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.

Movie Quote Quiz
Emergency! picture

All Night Long - S6-E21

[Henry, the dog who is never ever off the couch, whimpers.]
Johnny: [Talking to Henry, while typing on the typewriter.] Sorry. Didn't mean to disturb you. Acting kinda uppity aren't you? I may put you in the script. Yeah. A dog that does nothing. [Henry whimpers.] Just sits there. People like that, y'know. A schleppy dog. You'll schlep out on stage and schleep on the couch. Dumb dog! [Henry whimpers.] Making me feel guilty. Why don't you howl or something?

Super Grover Premium member
More Emergency! quotes
M*A*S*H picture

Sometimes You Hear the Bullet - S1-E17

Henry Blake: All I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war, and rule number one is that young men die. And rule number two is that doctors can't change rule number one.

More M*A*S*H quotes
Are You Being Served? picture

Mr. Humphries: I'm free!

More Are You Being Served? quotes
Sanford and Son picture

Officer Swanhauser: Was the suspect colored?
Fred Sanford: Yeah, white.

More Sanford and Son quotes
Banacek picture

Thomas Banacek: When your sleigh is being chased by wolves, throw them a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake a cake.

More Banacek quotes
Emmerdale picture

Grayson Sinclair: Mother not around?
Matthew King: Mine? No, she's been dead twenty years mate.

More Emmerdale quotes
Maude picture

Dr. Arthur Harmon: No offense Maudie, but I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole.
Maude Findlay: No offense Arthur, but that's the only way you'd ever touch me.

More Maude quotes
The Waltons picture

John Walton: I hate this draft job, Liv. I can't stand playing God to my neighbors' sons.

More The Waltons quotes
The Bob Newhart Show picture

Howard Borden: I was, uh, just decorating my Christmas tree and I was wondering, is there a trick to stringing cranberry sauce?

More The Bob Newhart Show quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.