Best TV quotes of 1972

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All Night Long - S6-E21

[Henry, the dog who is never ever off the couch, whimpers.]
Johnny: [Talking to Henry, while typing on the typewriter.] Sorry. Didn't mean to disturb you. Acting kinda uppity aren't you? I may put you in the script. Yeah. A dog that does nothing. [Henry whimpers.] Just sits there. People like that, y'know. A schleppy dog. You'll schlep out on stage and schleep on the couch. Dumb dog! [Henry whimpers.] Making me feel guilty. Why don't you howl or something?

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Sometimes You Hear the Bullet - S1-E17

Henry Blake: All I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war, and rule number one is that young men die. And rule number two is that doctors can't change rule number one.

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Mr. Humphries: I'm free!

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Charity Tate: Where's your boyfriend.
Debbie Jones: He's not my boyfriend.
Charity Tate: I wouldn't call them boyfriend at your age either.
Debbie Jones: No, you called them clients.

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Aunt Esther: Watch it, sucka.

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Dr. Arthur Harmon: No offense Maudie, but I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole.
Maude Findlay: No offense Arthur, but that's the only way you'd ever touch me.

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John Walton: I hate this draft job, Liv. I can't stand playing God to my neighbors' sons.

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Howard Borden: I was, uh, just decorating my Christmas tree and I was wondering, is there a trick to stringing cranberry sauce?

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Thomas Banacek: A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

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