Best TV quotes of 1965

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Days of Our Lives picture

Craig: What's going on?
Chloe: Boys! They're stupid, insensitive and annoying.
Craig: Congratulations! You're becoming perfectly normal.

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I Dream of Jeannie picture

Jeannie: Let me see now. A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R.

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The Antique - S5-E12

Hogan: Would you want me to strip, Schultz? I may be carrying a Luger in my shorts!
Schultz: Jolly joker.

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The Big Valley picture

Nick Barkley: It might do you good to eat a little dust once in awhile.
Jarrod Barkley: I'm a lawyer, remember? I only eat crow.

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Lost in Space picture

Will Robinson: This is the Jupiter 2, identify yourself, please.

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Captain Wilton Parmenter: We come in peace.
Chief Wild Eagle: What else?

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School Days - S1-E3

Max: When the moon is full, the tide is high.
Old Lady: You must want the spy school, that's next door.

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I Spy picture

Kelly Robinson: Don't you ever bring a silencer?
Alexander Scott: Ruins the line of my suit.
Kelly Robinson: Mine too.

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Green Acres picture

TV Kiddie Show Host: Sure, I remember that kid, he had on the most realistic looking pig costume I've ever seen. He won first prize.
Oliver Douglas: No, you don't understand, Arnold is a real PIG.
TV Kiddie Show Host: I'll say he is! We had five gallons of ice cream for those kids, and he ate every bit of it himself.

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