Corporal Randolph Agarn: How do you get to Fort Courage? That's easy. You take a right at the rock that looks like a bear, then a left at the bear that looks like a rock.
Chief Wild Eagle: It is balloon.
Captain Wilton Parmenter: We come in peace.
Chief Wild Eagle: What else?
Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke: F Troop just wouldn't be the same without the Old Man, sir.
Captain Wilton Parmenter: What Old Man?
Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke: Why, you, sir. You're the Old Man.
Captain Wilton Parmenter: That's right. I keep forgetting I'm the Old Man around here.
Chief Wild Eagle: Hekawis very brave warriors, except for one thing.
Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke: What's that?
Chief Wild Eagle: We faint a lot.
