Best TV quotes of 1986

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Plan B: Corporal Punishment - S4-E2

Blackadder: I remember Massingbird's most famous case - the Case of the Bloody Knife. A man was found next to a murdered body. He had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses had seen him stab the victim and when the police arrived he said 'I'm glad I killed the bastard.' Massingbird not only got him off, he got hom knighted in the New Year's Honours list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to get the blood washed out of his jacket.

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Hugh Laurie: Well bring back hanging, I say. These tumble dryers are useless.

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Egon Spengler: Notice the vacant stare, the completely mindless look. That could only mean one thing.
Winston Zeddemore (I): She's from California?
Egon Spengler: No. She's been hypnotized.

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ALF (1986)

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ALF: Kate, have I ever lied to you?
Kate: Yes. Several times.
ALF: I meant today.

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Jambi: Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho.

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Sledge Hammer: You've never played target practice?
Soviet Scientist: In Russia, we practice by shooting dissidents.
Sledge Hammer: Here we call them liberals.

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Julia: Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there'd be an arch over your bed.

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John 'Abs' Denham: Nina, could you possibly run Ellen into town?
Nina Farr: No. But I can run her over.

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