June Cleaver: Dear, do you think all parents have this much trouble?
Ward Cleaver: No, just parents with children.
Paladin: I don't think you got a very good look at this gun while you had it. The balance is perfect. This trigger responds to a pressure of one ounce. If you look carefully in the barrel you'll see the lines of the rifling. It's a rarity in a hand weapon. This gun was handcrafted to my specifications and I rarely draw it unless I mean to use it. Would you care for a demonstration?
Hamilton Burger: Incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial.
Bret Maverick: As my old pappy used to say, you can be a gentleman and still not forget all you know about self-defense.