Best TV quotes of 1998

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Something Wicca This Way Comes - S1-E1

Piper: [Seeing Jeremy on the news.] Hey, that's my boyfriend Jeremy. What happened?
Phoebe: Oh, some woman got whacked.
Piper: "Whacked"? Phoebe, you've been in New York way too long.

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Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

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New Will City - S3-E1

Grace: My love for you is like this scar. Ugly, but permanent.

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Fatty McButterpants - S3-E3

Carrie Heffernan: Ok, Maybe you're a little...big.
Arthur Spooner: Why is this even a discussion? The man's gargantuan.

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Jen: What about you, Joe? Are you a virgin?
Joey: You kidding? Years ago. Trucker named Bubba.

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Berg: Just remember that my eye drop experiments paid for that sofa.
Pete: Berg, what color would you say that sofa is?
Berg: I dunno... blue?

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Professor Utonium: Bring it on, daddy-o.
Mojo Jojo: Oh that is so lame. You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialogue.

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The Devil: More tears have been shed for answered prayers than for those that go unheard.

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Joey Wheeler: Mai was fine with herself until you came along and brainwashed her.
Valon: I already told you. Mai did this of her own free will.

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Margaret: So someone finally shot you.
Dr. John Becker: I always thought it would be you, Margaret.
Margaret: So did I.

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Going to California - S5-E1

Kitty Forman: Oh good God, you kids switch partners more than square dancers!

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Denise Royle: Dad! Your flies are undone.
Jim Royle: Ah, the cage might be open, but the beast is asleep.
Barbara Royle: Beast my arse.

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