Best TV quotes of 1998
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Denise Royle: Dad, stop fiddling with yourself.
Jim Royle: I'm not fiddling with meself, I paid a quid for these underpants and I've got about 50 pence worth stuck up me arse.
Barbara Royle: She's right. If you're not picking you're arse, you're pecking you're teeth.
Jim Royle: I'll pick what I want in me own house and when she gets her own house she can pick what she likes - her nose, her arse, her teeth. Just go and treat yourself.
Barbara Royle: Oh, I'm ashamed of this family, I am really.
Sharon Carter: Actually, we're engaged "in theory."
Pete: Oh, that's great, congratulations. I'd explain it to Collette if I spoke French, and understood what you were talking about.
Sharon Carter: Why is everyone having such a tough time with this? It's very simple - an engagement is a promise to be married. And I am promising to be engaged, which in theory is a promise to be married, hence we are engaged in theory.
Johnny Donnelly: Good luck finding a card for that.
Dr. John Becker: The world is full of idiots, and someone needs to point it out to them or they will never know.