Best TV quotes of 1998

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Cole: Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?

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Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

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Whole Lotta Love - S5-E16

Fez: Having sex with someone you work with is horrible. I don't know how Donny and Marie do it.

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Mary Carroll: Look at Anthony's hair. He looks like a little choir boy.
Jim Royle: He looks like a little gay boy.

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Linda: What do you have against the New York City Marathon?
Dr. John Becker: The Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.

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Mai Valentine: Hey! Cross on the green, not in between.
Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon: Sorry, but we're being chased by a bunch of robed weirdos.

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Jen: Cute.
Jack: Gay.
Jen: Aren't they all?

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Mojo Jojo: But, but, but.
Blossom: But is right, and yours is about to get kicked.

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Ezra: When the sanctified dead rise from their graves to receive judgment, I'll start doling out cash.

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Arachne: I prefer to be called a freelance web designer.

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Dog: You know you love Winslow.
Cat: Yeah. And nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.

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Sharon Carter: Actually, we're engaged "in theory."
Pete: Oh, that's great, congratulations. I'd explain it to Collette if I spoke French, and understood what you were talking about.
Sharon Carter: Why is everyone having such a tough time with this? It's very simple - an engagement is a promise to be married. And I am promising to be engaged, which in theory is a promise to be married, hence we are engaged in theory.
Johnny Donnelly: Good luck finding a card for that.

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The Silver Surfer: To me, my board.

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