![Charmed picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3466_sm.jpg)
Cole: Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?
![The King of Queens picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4602_sm.jpg)
Doug Heffernan: Hey, Deac, let me ask you, do you think Carrie's gained weight?
Deacon Palmer: Say what?
Doug Heffernan: Carrie, my wife, do you think she's gained a little weight, a couple pounds, maybe?
Deacon Palmer: I don't know. Every time I see her she's blocked by you.
![Becker picture](/images/titles/9000-9999/9438_sm.jpg)
Dr. John Becker: The world is full of idiots, and someone needs to point it out to them or they will never know.
![The Royle Family picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3789_sm.jpg)
Mary Carroll: Look at Anthony's hair. He looks like a little choir boy.
Jim Royle: He looks like a little gay boy.
![Will & Grace picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3148_sm.jpg)
Grace: My love for you is like this scar. Ugly, but permanent.
![Hercules picture](/images/titles/15000-15999/15458_sm.jpg)
Cassandra: I can't believe all the trouble I've caused. It's so much better when you guys cause the trouble, and I get to sarcastically comment.
![Power Rangers in Space picture](/images/titles/13000-13999/13320_sm.jpg)
Andros: Let's Rocket.
![Brimstone picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7185_sm.jpg)
Ezekiel Stone: What the hell do you know about love?
The Devil: Love, the most delicious emotion of all. Without love you and I would be out of a job.