The Royle Family
Movie Quote Quiz

Mary Carroll: Look at Anthony's hair. He looks like a little choir boy.
Jim Royle: He looks like a little gay boy.

Denise Royle: Dad! Your flies are undone.
Jim Royle: Ah, the cage might be open, but the beast is asleep.
Barbara Royle: Beast my arse.

Denise Royle: Dad, stop fiddling with yourself.
Jim Royle: I'm not fiddling with meself, I paid a quid for these underpants and I've got about 50 pence worth stuck up me arse.
Barbara Royle: She's right. If you're not picking you're arse, you're pecking you're teeth.
Jim Royle: I'll pick what I want in me own house and when she gets her own house she can pick what she likes - her nose, her arse, her teeth. Just go and treat yourself.
Barbara Royle: Oh, I'm ashamed of this family, I am really.

Norma Speakman: Would you like a sandwich, love?
Dave Best: No thanks, Nana.
Norma Speakman: There's no Picalilly left in this jar.
Jim Royle: You're joking. Do you think we can continue with the celebrations in the face of that revelation?

Norma Speakman: Is this hat too far forward?
Jim Royle: No, we can still see your face.

Sunday Afternoon - S1-E3

Revealing mistake: In the episode where Denise tries on her wedding dress Jim leaves the room to go and wash up. As he opens the door to leave the living room if you look down towards the front door you can see Dave stood by the door frame waiting for the next scene.

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