Samantha: There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.
Carrie: I stopped watching TV when people started putting leeches down their pants.
Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.
Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.
Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?
Miranda: Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this.
Stanford: I don't like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise.