Sex and the City (1998)

Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

Samantha: There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

Carrie: I stopped watching TV when people started putting leeches down their pants.

Miranda: After years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone.
Carrie: And if you are lucky a boner as well.

Change of a dress - S4-E15

Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people!
Carrie: Now it's airborne!

Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.

Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.

Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.

Samantha: There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Carrie: Of course you'd say that, you're a publicist.

Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?

Miranda: Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this.

Stanford: I don't like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise.