Best romance TV quotes of all time

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Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.

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The One With The 'Cuffs - S4-E3

Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: Because when I go outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

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Barney: Suit up!

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Something Wicca This Way Comes - S1-E1

Piper: [Seeing Jeremy on the news.] Hey, that's my boyfriend Jeremy. What happened?
Phoebe: Oh, some woman got whacked.
Piper: "Whacked"? Phoebe, you've been in New York way too long.

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: I've never gotten a B and I never will.
Seeley Booth: That's my girl.

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Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

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Dr. Meredith Grey: At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross.

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Georgia Thomas: Well, by all means let's hear your opinion, Richard.
Richard Fish: Simple. Men and women. Friction.
Georgia Thomas: That's it? Friction?
Richard Fish: Friction, friction, friction, orgasm. Fishism.

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Going to California - S5-E1

Kitty Forman: Oh good God, you kids switch partners more than square dancers!

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Summer: Your comic has turned these two idiots into idiots.

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Greg: You wanna have children?
Dharma: Yeah, unless you wanna have 'em.

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Marni Fliss: If you have baggage, I want to know about it.
Nate Solomon: If? Have you MET me?

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Harper: Tyr Ana-sleazy! Livin' large in the lap-dance of luxury.

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David Addison: Do bears bear? Do bees be?

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Major Briggs: Achievement is its own reward, pride obscures it.

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Kim: Fantasizing during my first time? I'm sure they don't tell you to do that in Cosmo-Girl.

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Emerson Cod: What got thee to a nunnery?
Olive Snook: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know?
Emerson Cod: Not especially. That was just my attempt at polite wee talk. Moment's passed, so let's talk compensation.

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Grandma (Esther) Walton: Rise and shine, you two.
Jason Walton: I'll rise, but I sure won't shine.

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Sheneneh: Kid, can you kiss me like you did that light-skinned girl in House Party?

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Alan Decker: It's okay. I'm used to the callous attitude mortals have towards vampires. I'm used to wandering the earth - reviled, hunted, hated. That's why I became a lawyer.

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