Bones
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Dr. Temperance Brennan: I've never gotten a B and I never will.
Seeley Booth: That's my girl.

Seeley Booth: [Gives Temperance a gun.] This is only for self-defence.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What part do I aim for?
Seeley Booth: Any part that isn't me.

Pilot - S1-E1

Dr. Temperance Brennan: What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at?
Seeley Booth: It's like pornography. You'll know it when you see it.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Every culture nurtures ideals of beauty toward which people strive - fine! But in the future people'll look back upon the surgical alterations of the nose or breasts or buttocks with the same horror that we regard the binding of feet or the use of bronze coils to extend the neck.
Seeley Booth: You wanna speak up? 'Cause it's really hard to hear every word in this very, very quiet waiting room.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: It's barbaric! It's painful! It's wrong! This murder victim may never be identified because some glorified barber with a medical degree has the arrogance to think that he could do better than a millennium of evolution.

Harbingers in a Fountain - S5-E1

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Booth, don't kill the clown!

[To Bones, who is wearing a Hazmat suit.]
Seeley Booth: How's it going there, Darth? Seen anything on Saturn? Please tell me you've seen at least one Star Wars movie?

Dr. Daniel Goodman: That is not a tuxedo, Dr. Hodgins.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I am not going, Dr. Goodman.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are going.
[places name tag in Dr. Hodgins' pocket.]
Dr. Daniel Goodman: When we arrive the donors will all be wearing name tags.
Zack Addy: What do we talk about?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Your work, of course.
Angela Montenegro: Zack's work consists of removing flesh from corpses. Hodgins dissects bugs that have been eating people's eyeballs.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Leave me out of it - I am not going.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: And how do you see your job?
Angela Montenegro: [sighs.] I draw death masks.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Is that really how you see it?
Angela Montenegro: Don't you?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are the best of us, Miss Montenegro. You discern humanity in the wreck of a ruined human body. You give victims back their faces - their identities. You remind us all of why we're here in the first place - because we treasure human life.
[Angela hugs Dr. Goodman.]
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Oh, for God's sake.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What happened?
Zack Addy: Apparently all Angela needed was to hear her job description in a deep African-American tone.

Seeley Booth: I think there are doubts when it comes to an execution. There shouldn't be any doubts.
Prosecuter: He doesn't have doubts. He has cold feet.
Seeley Booth: Do you think I won't pop you one just because we're standing in the judge's kitchen?

Angela Montenegro: I wouldn't bet a date with Colin Farrell on it.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I know him. He's funny.
Angela Montenegro: That's Will Ferrell.

The Man with the Bone - S1-E18

Bones: Are Rangers scared of SEALs?
Booth? What? No! Rangers ain't scared of no-one. Though SEALs are pretty good.

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The Man with the Bone - S1-E18

Dr Goodman: Special Agent Booth. Sorry to interupt your investigation but there is an angry billionaire in my office and he won't go away.

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Pilot - S1-E1

Dr. Goodman: Oh go polish a bone, Mr Addy.

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The Monster in the Closet - S11-E13

Booth: Cats? Why'd it have to be cats?

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The Monster in the Closet - S11-E13

Camille: Eh, sorry to interrupt, but I believe you are standing in my favorite hiding spot.
Angela: I'm not hiding. Just needed a quiet spot, so I could plot how to kill my jerk of a husband.
Camille: If anyone could get away with it...
Angela: Yeah, I totally could.

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The Murder of the Meninist - S11-E12

Dr. Hodgins: The world is full of messed up people. I should know, I'm one of them.

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The Murder of the Meninist - S11-E12

Brennan: May the force remain in your proximity.
Angela: Yes, sweetie. Something like that.

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The Murder of the Meninist - S11-E12

Karen: We just love going viral.
Brennan: So do infectious diseases.

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The Mutilation of the Master Manipulator - S10-E9

Booth: As long as it ends in a drag race.
Bones: That sounds dangerous.
Booth: Not with you. Instead of The Fast and Furious it would be The Slow and Serious.

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The Mystery in the Meat - S9-E10

Bones: 5 shots with alcohol please.

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The Bod in the Pod - S8-E7

Booth: So you murdered Charles Milner with your claw hammer. But you made one big mistake.
Carville: Yeah? What was that?
Booth: You pissed off my partner here.

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