Phoebe: Woman to woman, okay. Cole was the love of my life, and I'm finally learning to live without him. Calling him for a favor would open a can of worms that I've been trying to close.
Elise: Woman to woman. If you're still describing this guy as the love of your life, then the can is open, the worms are out, and you may as well use them to go fishing.
Darryl: Oh, no creepy talk in the precinct. Will you just keep down the creepy talk.
Piper: Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?
Leo: I don't know. I'm still waiting for it to happen.
[Piper grabs Leo and kisses him.]
Leo: How do you feel about guys who make the second move?
Piper: Love 'em.
[Leo leans in and kisses her.]
Dan: It's for a bio class, something with the human reproductive system.
Piper: You mean sex?
Dan: It's just too awkward for me to talk with my niece about.
Piper: Sure, not to worry I have plenty of experience.
Dan: Really! With sex.
Piper: No! I mean...talking about it. Yeh.