Comtessa Raffaella Pecci Scialoia: I'm so scared of death... It's always so... unexpected.
Bizarros in a Bizarro World - S2-E10
Bizarro Superman: I am your father. You do what I tell you to do, you understand?
Bizarro Jonathan: Oh, so now you want to be my dad now that I have powers. Where were you before?
Bizarro Superman: Don't you take that tone with me. You know exactly where I was.
Bizarro Johnathan: Actually, yeah, yeah, I do. Uh, selling your shoe line and hosting the Kevins. Oh, and the trips with President Seinfeld.
Gracie: Trophies are stupid and all the others are nerds. It's like being with 50 other Uncle Andys.
Queen Katherine: He will tire of you, like all the others.
Anne Boleyn: And what if he does not?
Kim: Tonight was different. Tonight I was living the dream. I was buying my girlfriend a drink and nothing could stop me.
Man from Another Place: Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song... and there's always music in the air.
Alice: We need like, rules of un-attraction.
Marni Fliss: If you have baggage, I want to know about it.
Nate Solomon: If? Have you MET me?
Amber: We've gone from two insecure, screwed up teenagers to top of the world.
Bobby Donnell: It's better that ten guilty men go free, than one innocent man suffer.
Michael: Whoever sent us down here was smart, you know? Because they sent us together, and as long as we stick together, we're gonna make it.
Col. Nick Fury: I can't let her go.
Wolverine: You can... and you will.
Brandon Walsh: It was good to see you back at the Peach Pit tonight. I know it took a lot of courage.
Brenda Walsh: Brandon, please, I've had quite enough praise for a while.
Brandon Walsh: All right, you're a huge loser. How's that?
Brenda Walsh: Oh, much better.
Helen: Loving me kills people, destroys families, causes such grief you cannot imagine.