The Devil: More tears have been shed for answered prayers than for those that go unheard.
Father Horn: The Devil, he appears to you as a man?
Ezekiel Stone: Yeah. He looks a lot like a kid I used to beat the crap out of in sixth grade... I'm sure that's on purpose.
The Devil: Thanks to global warming, it gets more and more comfortable for me up here every day.
The Devil: If it means anything, I'm sorry. Sort of. Well... no, I'm not.