Best horror TV quotes of all time
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Movie Quote Quiz
Carol: haven't had a chance to say, I'm glad you came back.
Daryl: To what? All this?
Carol: This is our home.
Daryl: This is a tomb.
Carol: That's what T-Dog called it, thought he was right, until you found me. He's your brother, but he's not good for you. Don't let him bring you down. After all look how far you've come.
The Post-Modern Prometheus - S5-E5
[After spilling coffee on his lap.]
Mulder: Great, now my crotch will be up all night.
Tubbs: We could kill them all.
Edward: Ha ha. Oh, Tubbs. You're good hearted.
Christa: Are we in trouble?
Abel Lyon: He may forget that he was drunk.
Christa: Or he may not.
Abel Lyon: He may not.
Peter Watts: St. Augustine said that miracles are not contrary to nature, only what we know about nature.
Natalie: Nick, I'm in the habit of believing 10 unbelievable things before breakfast every day, starting with you.
Maggie Evans: I know what Barnabas Collins is... Joe, we haven't got time to talk. We've got to escape. We've got out of this town.
Bobby Briggs: I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that your father has bought a condo in Flip City, and the good news is that he is about to win the Civil War.
Godric: A human with me at the end. With human tears. Two thousand years and I can still be surprised.
Alan Decker: It's okay. I'm used to the callous attitude mortals have towards vampires. I'm used to wandering the earth - reviled, hunted, hated. That's why I became a lawyer.
Grandmama Addams: Fester, You're not cheating.
Uncle Fester: Sorry.
Freaky Fred: Goodbye, dear aunt, I'll miss your farm. And Eustace's eboliant charm. And farewell, Courage, what's the harm? If I was slightly... naughty. With love, Fred.
Jackson Kenner: Klaus, if you want to fight me, come on.
Klaus Mikaelson: You mistake my intentions. I haven't come here to fight you. Not at all. This is to be an execution. Tell me, how exactly would you like to die?
Fenella: Eustace has... dust allergies. Poor lamb. He must be having trouble... breathing.
Damon Salvatore: I DO believe in killing the messenger. Why? Because it sends a message.
Merton: From an old legend, and the third season of Buffy.
Carl Kolchak: If you want a job done right, you just have to foul it up yourself.
Hemlock Diego's Policy Player's Dream Book - S2-E5
Olivia: Are you telling me I only have a couple of hundred years left?
Pryce: More like a normal human lifespan.
Olivia: Human lifespan is over like that. Hardly worth going to the trouble of being born.
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