
Dean Winchester: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Carol: haven't had a chance to say, I'm glad you came back.
Daryl: To what? All this?
Carol: This is our home.
Daryl: This is a tomb.
Carol: That's what T-Dog called it, thought he was right, until you found me. He's your brother, but he's not good for you. Don't let him bring you down. After all look how far you've come.

Angelique: Let me give you one word of advice, Dr. Hoffman. The pursuit of Barnabas Collins can lead to nothing but misery. He is a cold, harsh, unresponsive man."
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Who made him that way?

The Post-Modern Prometheus - S5-E5
[After spilling coffee on his lap.]
Mulder: Great, now my crotch will be up all night.

Courage: There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness it's not.

Damon Salvatore: I DO believe in killing the messenger. Why? Because it sends a message.

Norma Louise Bates: Why do crazy people keep gravitating towards me?

Eleven: Friends don't lie.

Coach Toomey: Actually, Burdett never made the team.
Carl Kolchak: No?
Coach Toomey: You see, his butterfly stroke was like an effeminate moth.

Father Marcus Keane: The power of Christ compels you.
The Crone: Do I look compelled, man of God?

Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.