Dean Winchester: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.
Klaus Mikaelson: You rant and rave about the monster I have become, but you, mother, you are the author of everything I am.
The Post-Modern Prometheus - S5-E5
[After spilling coffee on his lap.]
Mulder: Great, now my crotch will be up all night.
Angelique: Let me give you one word of advice, Dr. Hoffman. The pursuit of Barnabas Collins can lead to nothing but misery. He is a cold, harsh, unresponsive man."
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Who made him that way?
Rick Grimes: This is how we survive. We tell ourselves that we are the walking dead.
Damon Salvatore: I DO believe in killing the messenger. Why? Because it sends a message.
Multiple characters: Mouth breather.
Morticia: Think of Romeo and Juliet.
Gomez: They died.
Morticia: Oh, but what fun they had those last three days.
Coach Toomey: Actually, Burdett never made the team.
Carl Kolchak: No?
Coach Toomey: You see, his butterfly stroke was like an effeminate moth.
Norma Louise Bates: Why do crazy people keep gravitating towards me?
Courage: There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness it's not.
Phillip Broyles: Someone out there is experimenting, only the whole world is their lab.
Father Marcus Keane: The power of Christ compels you.
The Crone: Do I look compelled, man of God?
Dr. Paul Wayne: So what difference does it make, whether it's 20 minutes or 20 years, since neither amounts to the faintest echo of the tiniest whisper in the thunder of time.
Agent Devlin: Everybody's got a theory on the increasing violence in our society.
Agent Emmerich: My wife thinks it's the artificial hormones in beef.
Agent Devlin: What's your take?
Frank Black: I don't think it's the beef.
Alan Decker: It's okay. I'm used to the callous attitude mortals have towards vampires. I'm used to wandering the earth - reviled, hunted, hated. That's why I became a lawyer.
Tommy: Dude, there's no such thing as vampires.
Merton: Yeah. That means a lot coming from a werewolf.
Joel Hammond: Okay, we say we came across this murder site and we're just cleaning it up.
Sheila Hammond: Who cleans up murder sites?
Joel: I don't know. We're Mormons?
Sheila: Mormons don't clean up murder sites.
Joel: Mormons are helpful.
Papa Lazarou: Nice to see you again Dave, all grown up.