Courage: There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness it's not.
Val Denton: We thought you'd be happiest down here on the sofa bed, you'll have your own shower and WC.
Harvey Denton: Into which we do not pass solids.
Merton: Do this, Merton. Do that, Merton. Where's the love?