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Violet Baudelaire: Why do you hate us so much?
Count Olaf: Because it's fun.

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Pilot - S1-E1

Georgie: Admit it, he's adopted.
Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.
Missy: I wish I was adopted.
Mary: That can still be arranged.

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Old Wounds - S1-E1

[A banana is reduced to a shrivelled husk.]
Ed Mercer: So...it's an anti-banana ray?
Kelly Grayson: It's really interesting.
Ed Mercer: We need no longer fear the banana.
Kelly Grayson: Does it work on all fruit?
Ed Mercer: What about salads?

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Harold Meachum: I have no idea what an "iron fist" is. Sounds like a sex toy.

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Hannah: I'm glad you're still listening. Having fun?

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Jim Brockmire: Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, 'cause this ballgame is over.

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Part 8 - S1-E8

The Woodsman: This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

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Maz: The choices we make, the actions we take, moments both big and small...shape us into forces of destiny. (00:00:05)

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Jessica Jones: Nice ears.
Daredevil: They're horns.

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Frank Castle: One Batch, Two Batch, Penny and Dime.

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Dylan Maxwell: Another day, another dick.

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