How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall? - S4-E8
Lenny: What are you wearing?
Midge: I'm wearing my show corset.
Lenny: You have a show corset?
Midge: Yes.
Lenny: How is this different from, say, your dentist corset?
Midge: It's much more likely to suffocate me. It's also prettier.
Lenny: Yep. It's always the pretty ones who try to kill you.
Four Minutes - S5-E9
Mike: I can feel your eyes burning a hole in my head.
Susie: You're lucky I'm not staring at your balls.
How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall? - S4-E8
Lenny Bruce: Believe me, honey, if there is a Hell, then I'm the headliner.
Archie [after Joel's celebratory speech to his staff]: Such a strange mixture of happiness and horror.
Mrs. Moscowitz: Oh, clearly you're not Jewish, dear.
