Best TV quotes of 2012

Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.

Movie Quote Quiz
Arrow picture

Honor Thy Father - S1-E2

John Diggle: The knife.
Oliver Queen: Right. The knife. I got lucky.
John Diggle: That was a kitchen knife. It wasn't even weighted properly and yet you threw it with accuracy across a ten foot room.
Oliver Queen: Exactly. I got lucky.

More Arrow quotes
The Legend of Korra picture

Night of a Thousand Stars - S2-E11

Korra: You have a battleship?
Varrick: Of course I do! I bought the first one they made! Named her the Zhu Li.
Bolin: You named your battleship after your assistant?
Varrick: Yep! They're both cold, heartless war machines.

More The Legend of Korra quotes
Elementary picture

The Leviathan - S1-E10

Sherlock Holmes: If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, is the truth.

More Elementary quotes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles picture

The Mutation Situation - S2-E1

Donatello: It has butt cannons? IT HAS BUTT CANNONS?!

Quantom X Premium member
More Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes
Super Power Beat Down picture

Batmobiles Racing - S1-E1

Damien Beurer: Which has the turning radius of a dump truck. And you're in a city. You're in Gotham City, man!
Andy Liegl: Well which is why this has grappling hooks to shoot out the side.
Damien Beurer: One use only, you turn one corner you're screwed.
Andy Liegl: No there's more than one.

Quantom X Premium member
More Super Power Beat Down quotes
The Newsroom picture

The Blackout, Part 1: Tragedy Porn - S1-E8

Don Keefer: Now they're not talking about the tattoo on Casey's back, but they put it full-screen, why? Because Tess was about to look somewhere else, so they changed the frame to anything that might keep her attention.
Tess: He's right, I was gonna Google Mac's hell question.
Don Keefer: Plus, tattoo equals bad mom. No one has ever gone broke in America serving up a woman who makes other women feel superior.

More The Newsroom quotes
Scandal picture

Olivia Pope: It's handled.

More Scandal quotes
Magic City picture

Ike Evans: This will, get ugly.

More Magic City quotes
Demo Reel picture

Wreck-It Ralph vs Angry Birds - S1-E2

Rebecca Stone: Happy Thanksgiving, motherclucker. (00:24:35)

Quantom X Premium member
More Demo Reel quotes
Longmire picture

Unfinished Business - S1-E10

Omar: That's the great thing about the compound bow, a great equalizer. A little bit of practice, even a girl can make that shot.

Bishop73
More Longmire quotes
Revolution picture

Miles Matheson: We lived in an electric world. We relied on it for everything. And then the power went out. Everything stopped working. We weren't prepared. Fear and confusion lead to panic. The lucky ones made it out of the cities. The government collapsed. Militias took over, controlling the food supply and stockpiling weapons. We still don't know why the power went out, but we're hopeful that someone will come and light the way.

More Revolution quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.