Will McAvoy: You set me up with a crazy woman who can shoot me. Fatal attraction with a concealed carry permit.
The Blackout, Part 1: Tragedy Porn - S1-E8
Don Keefer: Now they're not talking about the tattoo on Casey's back, but they put it full-screen, why? Because Tess was about to look somewhere else, so they changed the frame to anything that might keep her attention.
Tess: He's right, I was gonna Google Mac's hell question.
Don Keefer: Plus, tattoo equals bad mom. No one has ever gone broke in America serving up a woman who makes other women feel superior.
Sloan Sabbith: Here's the thing: Lockheed is a good buy right now because they make the Hellfire missile that's shot out of a Predator drone, but I'm advising my viewers not to buy the stock.
Don Keefer: You just said it's a good buy.
Sloan Sabbith: It's a great buy if you like money.
Don Keefer: But you think it's an immoral stock.
Sloan Sabbith: You get me.
Don Keefer: And Zane doesn't want you to go on the air and say that.
Sloan Sabbith: That's close.
Don Keefer: You already went on the air and said it and now Zane's pissed.
Sloan Sabbith: That's exactly it, yeah.
Jim Harper: Did we go to Afghanistan because you cheated on Will?
Mackenzie McHale: Can I get a little privacy?
Jim Harper: Not until you learn how to send an email.
Mackenzie McHale: You got invaluable experience.
Jim Harper: I got shot in the ass.
Mackenzie McHale: Well be grateful you weren't facing the other direction.
Mackenzie McHale: How was your weekend?
Sloan Sabbith: It was good, and then I saw Titanic for the first time.
Mackenzie McHale: You've never seen it before?
Sloan Sabbith: You know how I am about sad movies, and the title suggested it wasn't gonna end well. But I still didn't see it coming. Mac, what is more important than the people you... [Glances over to stocks.] Kodak is dropping like a sack of flour. I'll never let go, Kodak. I'll never let go.
First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers - S2-E1
Rebecca Halliday: Fourteen months ago, you went on the air and called the Tea Party "the American Taliban."
Will McAvoy: I did.
Rebecca Halliday: And?
Will McAvoy: The Taliban resented it.
Election Night: Part I - S2-E8
Will McAvoy: But on the bright side...
Charlie Skinner: There is no bright side, Father Flanagan, don't finish that sentence!
Will McAvoy: Wasn't gonna be able to anyway.
Will McAvoy: We used to wage war on poverty, not poor people.
Will McAvoy: [Old footage of the 9/11 report.] I've been searching for Biblical quotes. None of them... We don't know how many are dead. It's gonna be a lot. It's gonna be thousands. We don't know who attacked us, we don't know what's coming tomorrow, and I don't know what I'm doing. But I make you this promise: I'm gonna be with you all night. I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here.
