Don Keefer: Now they're not talking about the tattoo on Casey's back, but they put it full-screen, why? Because Tess was about to look somewhere else, so they changed the frame to anything that might keep her attention.
Tess: He's right, I was gonna Google Mac's hell question.
Don Keefer: Plus, tattoo equals bad mom. No one has ever gone broke in America serving up a woman who makes other women feel superior.
Jim Harper: Did we go to Afghanistan because you cheated on Will?
Mackenzie McHale: Can I get a little privacy?
Jim Harper: Not until you learn how to send an email.
Mackenzie McHale: You got invaluable experience.
Jim Harper: I got shot in the ass.
Mackenzie McHale: Well be grateful you weren't facing the other direction.