Best TV quotes of 2009

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Showmance - S1-E2

Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.

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Flowers for Your Grave - S1-E1

Beckett: Richard Castle, you are under arrest for felony theft and obstruction of justice.
Castle: You forgot making you look bad.

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Archer: Lana. Lana. Lana? LAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lana: WHAT?!
Archer: Danger zone.

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Comparative Religion - S1-E12

Jeff Winger: To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it.

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Sam Reich: Is something wrong?
Ricky Van Veen: Yes, something's wrong! Chuck Paulsen has a cooler office than I do! This is bullshit!

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Ted Crisp: Don't blame me for how I look, God made me this way, and then he told me where to shop for suits.

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Alice: How did you get in here?
Hatter: I don't know. Ask Charlie.

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Jay Pritchett: Isn't it enough this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed.

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Damon Salvatore: I DO believe in killing the messenger. Why? Because it sends a message.

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Artie Nelson: Y'know what the Talmud says? When someone's comin' to kill ya, get up early, kill 'em first.

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Cleveland Live! - S2-E2

Tim the Bear: Arianna. Robert. I walked in on them. They were playing Hide The Salman Rushdie.

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Soldiers: Our orders are to take you with us.
The Doctor: And whose orders are those, then?
Soldiers: Colonel Stark, sir.
The Doctor: Colonel Stark?.. And who's that, then?

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Rafi: You spend all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something.
Ruxin: They do. Do you know how to read?
Rafi: I get by, all right?
Ruxin: What do you know?
Rafi: You know, like... red means stop.
Ruxin: Great.
Rafi: Green means go.
Ruxin: Good.
Rafi: Yellow's the other one.

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Care - S1-E1

James Steel: In my experience, Mr. Turner, people change their pleas for two reasons: conscience or self-preservation. Now, as conscience seems beyond you, I'm giving you one last chance to save yourself.

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