Best TV quotes of 2009

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Flowers for Your Grave - S1-E1

Beckett: Richard Castle, you are under arrest for felony theft and obstruction of justice.
Castle: You forgot making you look bad.

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Glee (2009)

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Showmance - S1-E2

Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.

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Mole Hunt - S1-E1

Krenshaw: Jesus, Archer.
Archer: What?
Krenshaw: You think this is a game?
Archer: No, I think Jenga's a game.
Krenshaw: What if I had been real KGB?
Archer: I'd assume you'd be trying to suck a promotion out of some Russian guy's cock.

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Anthropology 101 - S2-E1

Jeff Winger: Have you learned nothing from your insipid Twilight books? Men are monsters who crave young flesh.

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Amir Blumenfeld: How many of you have ever worked at a website before? [About half the interns raise their hands.] Alright, you can leave. [Pause.] GET THE FUCK OUT!

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Cleveland Live! - S2-E2

Tim the Bear: Arianna. Robert. I walked in on them. They were playing Hide The Salman Rushdie.

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Care - S1-E1

James Steel: In my experience, Mr. Turner, people change their pleas for two reasons: conscience or self-preservation. Now, as conscience seems beyond you, I'm giving you one last chance to save yourself.

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