Glee

Showmance - S1-E2

Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.

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Showmance - S1-E2

Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything, William. I will not be treated like a second-class citizen because of my gender.

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Showmance - S1-E2

Will: My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though, because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.

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Showmance - S1-E2

Rachel Berry: We're going to give these kids what they want.
Kurt Hummel: Blood?
Rachel Berry: Better. Sex!

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Showmance - S1-E2

Kurt Hummel: One day, I will own you all!

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Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis. That's hard!

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Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that.

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Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.

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Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: It is my strong recommendation that both these students be hobbled.

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Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of "Hair."

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