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Showmance - S1-E2

Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.

Showmance - S1-E2

Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything, William. I will not be treated like a second-class citizen because of my gender.

Showmance - S1-E2

Will: My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though, because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.

Laryngitis - S1-E18

Sue Slyvester: See, that's the problem with your generation, you're obsessed with labels. So what if you like show tunes, it doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.

Laryngitis - S1-E18

Rachel Berry: I am like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.

The Power of Madonna - S1-E15

Brittany Pierce: When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

Acafellas - S1-E3

Kurt Kummel: You busted my window!
Mercedes Jones: Well, you busted my heart.

The Power of Madonna - S1-E15

Sue Sylvester: You think this is hard? I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That's hard!

The Rhodes Not Taken - S1-E5

April Rhodes: I'm going on a fistful of horse tranquilizers. I can't feel my lips.

Laryngitis - S1-E18

Noah Puckerman: You've got to admit, I'm easy on the eyes.

Acafellas - S1-E3

Will Shuester: Sandy, we voted, when you're in the band, it's creepy.

Showmance - S1-E2

Rachel Berry: We're going to give these kids what they want.
Kurt Hummel: Blood?
Rachel Berry: Better. Sex!

Showmance - S1-E2

Kurt Hummel: One day, I will own you all!

Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis. That's hard!

Pilot - S1-E1

Sue: You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded. That's hard!

Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that.

Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.

Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: It is my strong recommendation that both these students be hobbled.

Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of "Hair."

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