Best musical TV quotes of all time

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Showmance - S1-E2

Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.

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Old Gregg: What do you think of me?
Howard Moon: I don't rightly know, Sir.
Old Gregg: Make an assessment.

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Brain: Yes, of course! Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but bein' Pippi Longstocking, I mean, what would the children look like?

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Dr. Horrible: I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.

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Jambi: Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho.

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Martha Quinn: If someone asks you for directions, stop. Think about it for a moment, and if you don't know the best way for them to go, smile and tell them cheerfully that you can't help them and they should ask someone else. Giving someone directions that you're not sure about, even if you're just trying to help, is a bad idea. Don't be a hero. No directions are better than bad directions.

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