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Showmance - S1-E2

Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.

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Tony Harrison: I come fully equipped with a papoose! I slip into it like a peanut. If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin.
Saboo: Must I assemble this Kinder Egg?

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Martha Quinn: If someone asks you for directions, stop. Think about it for a moment, and if you don't know the best way for them to go, smile and tell them cheerfully that you can't help them and they should ask someone else. Giving someone directions that you're not sure about, even if you're just trying to help, is a bad idea. Don't be a hero. No directions are better than bad directions.

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Miss Flamiel: Yakko, can you conjugate?
Yakko: Who? Me? I've never even kissed a girl.
Miss Flamiel: No, it's very simple. I'll conjugate with you.
Yakko: Good night, everybody.

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Pee-wee: You all remember what to do whenever anybody says the secret word right?
All: Scream.
Pee-wee: That's right. For the rest of the day, whenever anybody says the secret word, scream real loud. Ready? Let's try it.

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Moist: I'm Moist. At my most badass, I make people want to take a shower.

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