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Little Girl Lost - S1-E9

Beckett: [Growing weary of Castle and Sorenson trying to one-up each other.] Oh, for god's sake, why don't you both just drop your pants and get it over with?
Castle: I'm game.

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Flowers for Your Grave - S1-E1

Beckett: Richard Castle, you are under arrest for felony theft and obstruction of justice.
Castle: You forgot making you look bad.

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Wrapped Up in Death - S2-E19

Beckett: Murdered Medina just to boost ticket sales? No, that would make this Scooby-Doo... And I'm not Velma.
Castle: Velma, you kidding? You're Daphne... You're hot, smart, not aggressively brainy, but long legs, short skirt...
Beckett: Stop!
Castle: Why?
Beckett: Now!
Castle: Got it.

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A Deadly Affair - S3-E1

Castle: I know that look.
Beckett: What look?
Castle: That "something doesn't add up" look.

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The Good, the Bad & the Baby - S6-E10

Beckett: There's been a murder in a church downtown.
Castle: Aw, too bad it wasn't in a cathedral. That would be so T.S. Eliot. Huh? "Murder in the Cathedral"? Thomas Becket? Beckett and Becket?
Beckett: Come on.
Castle: Nothing? Anyone?

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Murder He Wrote - S5-E4

Castle: What kind of cold-blooded killer takes a nap on the beach after shooting someone?
Beckett: Castle, I'm on vacation. If I wanted to investigate a murder, I would have stayed in the city.

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Fool Me Once - S2-E4

Ryan: You know what I don't get?
Beckett: Mm-hmm?
Ryan: Why go to so much trouble to create such an elaborate scam? Fletcher must have spent weeks going through all the prep work.
Beckett: I can give you 50,000 reasons why.
Castle: Yeah, but for con men, it's not just about the money. I mean, for them, it's about the game. The... The thrill they get from pulling a con, it's like a drug high.
Montgomery: [approaching] Con man was on drugs?
Beckett: No, sir. Castle is just giving us psychological insight based on his extensive experience as a fraud.

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Nanny McDead - S1-E2

Beckett: Exactly how many times have you been married, Castle?
Castle: Twice.
Beckett: That's it?
Castle: Isn't that enough? How 'bout you?
Beckett: Me? No. Never been.
Castle: Really?
Beckett: Yep.
Castle: You'd be good at it, you're both controlling and disapproving. You should really try it.
Beckett: I'm not an "if at first you don't succeed" kind of a girl, Castle, when it comes to marriage, I'm more of a "one and done" type.
Castle: Hmm, any serious candidates?

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3XK - S3-E6

Capt Montgomery: Feds say he's a white male, 25 to 45 years old...
Castle: Could be me.
Capt Montgomery: With a dysfunctional relationship with his mother...
Castle: Still me.
Capt Montgomery: He has a menial, unimportant job...
Beckett: Definitely you.
Castle: Just for that, I base my next book on Esposito.

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Probable Cause - S5-E5

Castle: Jewelry. I never would have thought of that.
Beckett: I guess I'll have to remind you when my birthday's coming up.
Castle: Why Detective Beckett, was that a hint you just dropped?
Beckett: Why Mr. Castle, I do believe it was.
Castle: Shameless.

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Almost Famous - S3-E7

Castle: I can't believe you got dressed up for this. Tell me again why Ryan and Esposito couldn't come with you?
Beckett: Well, they agreed as a volunteer assistant homicide detective you could really sink your teeth into this avenue of investigation. And they called "not it."
Castle: You know, ever since I've been following you, I've been dreaming of the day that you'd say "let's go to the strip club and get this dirt bag." I just never imagined it would feel like this.
Beckett: Let me know if you need any singles.

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Deep in Death - S2-E1

Beckett: How's it goin' up there?
Lanie: I got tree branches poking my boobs, and spotlights shining up my booty.
Esposito: It could be worse. You could be wearing a skirt.
Lanie: When I come down, I'm gonna smack you.
Esposito: Looking forward to that.

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Hedge Fund Homeboys - S1-E3

Castle: I've been kicked out of all of New York's finer educational institutes at least once. The irony is now that I'm rich and famous, they all claim me as alum and want money.

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Cuffed - S4-E10

Castle: "Lift up my shirt", "pull off my boots." Under normal circumstances, I would like where this was heading.
Beckett: You can fantasize later, after we get out of the room.
Castle: Just so you know, not as much fun if I have your permission.

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Flowers for Your Grave - S1-E1

Gina: What kind of idiot kills off his best-selling main character?
Castle: Are you asking as my blood-sucking publisher or as my blood-sucking ex-wife?
Gina: Oh, is that what you're doing? Punishing me by killing the golden goose?
Castle: Oh, come on. I may be petty and short-sighted, but I'm not that petty and short-sighted.

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And Justice for All - S8-E13

Castle: While I do love kissing you, Beckett, it's just a little creepy when you do it in front of a dead body.

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Murder Most Fowl - S3-E8

Beckett: The thing about murderers, Mario, is they tend to not have solid alibis.
Castle: Generally because they're murdering somebody.

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Resurrection - S7-E14

Castle: I never thought this day would come. Not only can we prove Jerry Tyson is alive, but we have him in custody.

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Witness for the Prosecution - S8-E10

Beckett: Castle, are you sure that Nina's innocent?
Castle: I don't know. But what's worse than letting a guilty person go free?
Beckett: Sending an innocent one to jail.

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Secret's Safe with Me - S5-E3

Beckett: What are you doing with two grand in your pocket?
Castle: I'm a best-selling author. Why wouldn't I have two grand my pocket?

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Castle's Halloween costume is of Malcolm Reynolds, played by Nathan Fillion in the short-lived TV show "Firefly." Alexis asks him: "Didn't you wear that like five years ago?" Serenity, the film based on Firefly, was released 5 years before this episode aired.

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