Best comedy movie quotes of 2000

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas picture

The Grinch: Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.

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Scary Movie picture

Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
Buffy: Well, mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner.

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Dude, Where's My Car? picture

Chinese Food Lady: And then?
Jesse: No "and then"!
Chinese Food Lady: And then?

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Where The Heart Is picture

Novalee Nation: What do you think? It took me a whole month to get back to my old size.
Thelma 'Sister' Husband: Oh, well, a little weight on a woman is no harm.

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Chicken Run picture

Babs: I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy.

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The Family Man picture

Arnie: A little flirtation is harmless but you're dealing with fire here. The fidelity bank and trust is a tough creditor. You make a deposit somewhere else, they close your account - forever.

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The Emperor's New Groove picture

Yzma: This isn't poison. This is extract of... Llama!
Kronk: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.

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The Replacements picture

Pat Summerall: That's the second time tonight a Washington player's been knocked out by his own teammate.
John Madden: You know, there's a rule in sports, "Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations."
Pat Summerall: There is?
John Madden: Yep.

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Billy Elliot picture

Billy: So, what's it like, like?
Dad: What's what like?
Billy: London.
Dad: I don't know, son. I never made it past Durham.
Billy: Have you never been?
Dad: Why would I want to go to London?
Billy: It's the capital city.
Dad: Well, there are no mines in London.
Billy: Jesus Christ, is that all you think about?

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Charlie's Angels picture

Pete: I'll get tickets.
Natalie: I love tickets!

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Me, Myself & Irene picture

Irene: So I smoked a little pot in college. What, is that a crime?
FBI Agent: Yeah.

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High Fidelity picture

Rob Gordon: What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands, of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

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Virginia: "For seven men, she gave her life. For one good man, she was his wife. Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, there lies the fairest of them all."

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Best in Show picture

Meg Swan: This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

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O Brother, Where Art Thou? picture

Washington Hogwallop: Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

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28 Days picture

Gwen Cummings: Don't be someone else's slogan because you are poetry.

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Next Friday picture

Joker: Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties.

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Bedazzled picture

Elliot Richards: But it's my soul! I can't give you my soul.
The Devil: What are you, James Brown?

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Drowning Mona picture

Jeff Dearly: Look, I heard you the first time, Bobby. I ain't mute.

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