Virginia: "For seven men, she gave her life. For one good man, she was his wife. Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, there lies the fairest of them all."
Snow White: Why did I let her in? Didn't I know she was bad? I did. Of course I did. But I also knew that I couldn't keep the door closed all my life just because it was dangerous. Just because there was a chance that I might get hurt.
Elf Girl: There are three things you mustn't do under any circumstances. Don't drink the water.
Elf Girl: Don't eat the magic mushrooms.
Elf Girl: And whatever you do, don't fall asleep.
Snow White: You're cold. You're cold, Virginia. How did you become so cold? You are still lost in the forest. But lonely, lost girls like us can rescue themselves. You are standing on the edge of greatness.
Wolf: I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me.
Virginia: I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother.
Tony: Is this still the right way to your castle?
Prince Wendell: Right, um, I'll go and get a stick.
Burly: Suck an elf.
Virginia: I'm gonna die of long hair.
Wolf: But you don't understand, I won't be here next week.
Dr. Horowitz: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, you're not going to intimidate me with suicide threats.
Virginia: I mean I still have this uncontrollable urge to just go up to people and say "My mother left me when I was seven!" As if that would explain everything. And I miss her. And I hate her! And I miss her... I was on a train and it crashed or something, and no-one came and rescued me.
Evil Queen: I hope you like dogs, Wendell. You're going to spend the rest of your life as one.
Snow White: You may ask for one wish, and I will try and grant it. But be sure to ask for the right thing.
Virginia: Okay, I wish... I wish that Dad's bad luck was over. Oh! And that his back wasn't broken anymore.
Snow White: Strictly speaking, that's two wishes. But it's done.
Prince Wendell: I demand to be a happy puppy.
Snow White: This mirror will show you what you do and do not want to see.
Wolf: We either live happily ever after or we get killed by horrible curses.
Prince Wendell: Happy ever after didn't last as long as we'd hoped.
Wolf: I give you my solemn wolf word.
Evil Queen: Is there something you wanted to get off your chest?
Prince Wendell: I refuse to be a man. I won't do it any longer. I insist on being a dog.
Dr. Horowitz: Now I'm going to give you a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes into your mind.
Wolf: Oh, yeah! Oh, a game. Yeah.
Dr. Horowitz: Here we go. Home.
Wolf: Cooking.
Dr. Horowitz: Coward.
Wolf: Chicken.
Dr. Horowitz: Wedding.
Wolf: Cake.
Dr. Horowitz: Dead.
Wolf: Meat.
Dr. Horowitz: Sexual.
Wolf: Ooh, appetite.
Dr. Horowitz: Love.
Wolf: Oh! To eat anything fluffy! Ah, sorry, sorry, more than one word. Start again?
Virginia: My name is Virginia, and I live on the edge of a forest. Well, sort of.
Answer: Because if Wendell and the switched dog somehow came in contact with each other then they would switch back. She does not want to risk this happening.
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