Virginia: "For seven men, she gave her life. For one good man, she was his wife. Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, there lies the fairest of them all."
Elf Girl: There are three things you mustn't do under any circumstances. Don't drink the water.
Elf Girl: Don't eat the magic mushrooms.
Elf Girl: And whatever you do, don't fall asleep.
Snow White: Why did I let her in? Didn't I know she was bad? I did. Of course I did. But I also knew that I couldn't keep the door closed all my life just because it was dangerous. Just because there was a chance that I might get hurt.
Wolf: I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me.
Virginia: I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother.
Tony: Is this still the right way to your castle?
Prince Wendell: Right, um, I'll go and get a stick.
Burly: Suck an elf.
Virginia: I'm gonna die of long hair.
Acorn: Straight ahead 300 yards, left at the rotting entrails and you're out. Ten, fifteen minutes at the most.
Acorn: You may find what you seek down there.
Virginia: What do you mean?
Acorn: I don't know. I always wanted to say that.
Evil Queen: Is there something you wanted to get off your chest?
Prince Wendell: I refuse to be a man. I won't do it any longer. I insist on being a dog.
Huntsman: I know your destiny. You'll ask a question, and die before it's answered.
Old Elf: Who are you?
Wolf: I give you my solemn wolf word.
Tony: What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know, why can't you just say, 'Oh, that'll be 100 gold coins'? Why does it always have to be, 'No! Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant's ass!'?
Dr. Horowitz: Now I'm going to give you a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes into your mind.
Wolf: Oh, yeah! Oh, a game. Yeah.
Dr. Horowitz: Here we go. Home.
Wolf: Cooking.
Dr. Horowitz: Coward.
Wolf: Chicken.
Dr. Horowitz: Wedding.
Wolf: Cake.
Dr. Horowitz: Dead.
Wolf: Meat.
Dr. Horowitz: Sexual.
Wolf: Ooh, appetite.
Dr. Horowitz: Love.
Wolf: Oh! To eat anything fluffy! Ah, sorry, sorry, more than one word. Start again?
Virginia: I have a hard time trusting people. I just never wanna jump unless I'm sure somebody's gonna catch me.
Wolf: Oh, I'll catch you. And if I miss for any reason, I'll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health.
Prince Wendell: Happy ever after didn't last as long as we'd hoped.
Evil Queen: I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog.
Wolf: Good idea.
Virginia: My name is Virginia, and I live on the edge of a forest. Well, sort of.
Wolf: We either live happily ever after or we get killed by horrible curses.
Christine Lewis: Once upon a time, there was a lovely, little girl who lived on the edge of the forest. Her mommy told her never to go into the forest, but do you know what she did?
Little Virginia: No.
Christine Lewis: Yes, you do. She went into the forest and she met a monster. And then she died. And everyone forgot about her, and we all lived happily ever after.
Answer: It's the sound of his bad luck coming.