Freb: You ever feel bad about any of this?
Donny: Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy.
Freb: You mean the poor.
Donny: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.
Memphis: I just stole fifty cars in one night! I'm a little tired, little wired, and I think I deserve a little appreciation.
Otto Halliwell: We're gonna have to go old school on this. A day to shop, a day to prep.
Drycoff: Are you all right?
Bashed Cop: I think so.
Drycoff: Are you sure? 'Cause, you just went through a wall.
Sway: I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.
Drycoff: Who's Eleanor?
Det. Roland Castlebeck: It's a damn car. And don't ever talk about my wife.
Otto Halliwell: How Many Days?
Otto Halliwell: How many in your crew?
Memphis: One, but, I'm here to negotiate for a second.
Raymond Calitri: They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country.
Memphis: The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty.
Raymond Calitri: Am I an arsehole? Do I look like an arsehole?
Tumbler: Yo, so check out my new move. I call it "the Stranger." What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then I rub one out.
Toby: "The Stranger," huh?
Atley Jackson: It's like a little boy's nursery school I've come upon here.
Memphis: Without disappointment you cannot appreciate victory.
Det. Roland Castlebeck: Did Eleanor tell you that?
Memphis: For the next 24 hours, all your decision-making privileges have been removed. You got it?
Mirror Man: It's cool, man.
Memphis: Obviously, they're on to us. He's sniffing real close. If anything tonight appears out of place, I want you to cut bait, get out of there, and walk away. And get rid of this goddamn car.
Memphis: I am a baaaad man.