Dude, Where's My Car?

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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Chinese Food Lady: And then?
Jesse: No "and then"!
Chinese Food Lady: And then?

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Mr. Pizzacoli: A trained dolphin could deliver pizzas better than you two!
Jesse: But then the pizzas would get all wet.

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Chester: Is that a barn?
Jesse: Is it red?
Chester: No.
Jesse: Then it isn't a barn!

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Jumpsuit Chick #1: If you are Jesse and Chester, maybe we will give you erotic pleasure.
Jesse: That's us!
Chester: Right here!

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Chester: Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo.
Jesse: Shibby!
Chester: Low five.

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Jesse: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!

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Jesse: I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe.

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Chester: Who are you guys?
Zarnoff: My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff.

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Wilma: You'd better stay away from our boyfriends.
Wanda: You fake-breasted sluts!

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Chester: How wasted were we last night?
Jesse: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.

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Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie Boner: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.

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Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?

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Jesse: Dude, this is an *emergency*!
Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!

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When Chester is taking Jacko's pipe, Nelson gets up out of his seat. When they show Jacko really really mad, you can look in the background and Nelson is sitting down. When they show him again he is out of his seat.

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After changing into the bubble wrap outfits or "interstellar jumpsuits," an alarm goes off. Jesse turns and hits Chester in the eye accidentally, and you see him fall if you watch closely.

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