Dude, Where's My Car?
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Chinese Food Lady: And then?
Jesse: No "and then"!
Chinese Food Lady: And then?

Mr. Pizzacoli: A trained dolphin could deliver pizzas better than you two!
Jesse: But then the pizzas would get all wet.

Jumpsuit Chick #1: If you are Jesse and Chester, maybe we will give you erotic pleasure.
Jesse: That's us!
Chester: Right here!

Jesse: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!

Jesse: I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe.

Chester: Who are you guys?
Zarnoff: My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff.

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Wilma: You'd better stay away from our boyfriends.
Wanda: You fake-breasted sluts!

Chester: How wasted were we last night?
Jesse: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.

Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie Boner: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?

Jesse: Dude, this is an *emergency*!
Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!

Continuity mistake: In the beginning of the movie, the pan of the house shows the lava lamp on. While the camera is on Jesse, the lamp is off, and when it leaves him, the lamp is on again.

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Trivia: The film's story came from a rejected live action Beavis and Butthead movie concept in the late 1990s.

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