The Emperor's New Groove
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Yzma: That's it, Kronk! Break the door down!
Kronk: Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany!

Kuzco: This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

Yzma: This isn't poison. This is extract of... Llama!
Kronk: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.

Yzma: ...And he'll be dead before dessert.
Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

Yzma: I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea! Then I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box in another box, then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...ahahahaha! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

[The palace guards have been turned into animals by the potions.]
Yzma: Get them!
Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
Yzma: You're excused. Anybody else?

Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... What was it again?
Peasant: Umm... Food?
Yzma: Ha! You should have thought of that before you became peasants.

Kuzco: You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy, or this would be really difficult.

Pacha: Oh no.
Kuzco: Let me guess, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yup.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.

Kuzco: Big, dumb and tone-deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.

Cronk's 'Shoulder-Devil': Don't listen to that guy! He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm going to lead you down the path that ROCKS!

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