Kuzco: This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
Yzma: I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea! Then I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box in another box, then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...ahahahaha! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
Kuzco: You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy, or this would be really difficult.
Kuzco: Big, dumb and tone-deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
Cronk's 'Shoulder-Devil': Don't listen to that guy! He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm going to lead you down the path that ROCKS!