The Emperor's New Groove
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Kuzco: This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

Yzma: This isn't poison. This is extract of... Llama!
Kronk: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.

Yzma: That's it, Kronk! Break the door down!
Kronk: Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany!

Yzma: ...And he'll be dead before dessert.
Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

Yzma: I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea! Then I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box in another box, then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...ahahahaha! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

[The palace guards have been turned into animals by the potions.]
Yzma: Get them!
Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
Yzma: You're excused. Anybody else?

Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... What was it again?
Peasant: Umm... Food?
Yzma: Ha! You should have thought of that before you became peasants.

Kuzco: You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy, or this would be really difficult.

Pacha: Oh no.
Kuzco: Let me guess, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yup.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.

Kuzco: Big, dumb and tone-deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.

Cronk's 'Shoulder-Devil': Don't listen to that guy! He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm going to lead you down the path that ROCKS!

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When Kronk is disposing of the llama body, he runs down a very tall staircase. At the bottom, he runs into two peasants and leans up against the wall. The peasants pass him, walking toward the left side of the screen. Immediately after they disappear from the screen, the "camera" zooms out so you can see the entire palace. Now, the only place the peasants could have gone was up the staircase Kronk had just come down from, unless they wanted to fall off a cliff. If you look on the stairs, though, no one is there. The peasants couldn't have made it all the way up the extremely tall and steep staircase within seconds, so they just mysteriously disappeared.

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Trivia

This the first Disney animated feature to show a pregnant woman.

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