Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
Buffy: Well, mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner.
Cindy: You've seen too many TV shows!
Ray: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers! Cancelling TV shows does! [Ray starts stabbing Bobby]. Waynes Brothers was a good show! It was a damn good show! And, we didn't even get a final episode!
Shorty: I'm on TV! Oh shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son!
Ms. Man: Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like.
Buffy: I'm more of a people person. I'd rather help my fellow man than some animal.
Homeless Man: Spare a dollar?
Buffy: Ew! Get away from me you bum!
Cindy: Buffy!? Can't you see that he's just hungry? Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich.
Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bitch!
Answer: It's at the cinema it happens. The message as it appears onscreen is exactly as follows: "The following PEEVIEW has been assproved for immature audiences only. If you can read this you are too close. Pee Pee Poopy Boogers Farts Butthole.We thought it would be funny to put this here. Kiss our asses and take it off pause."
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