Quotes from Robert Downey Jr. movies and TV shows

Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are.

[Tony zaps Banner, trying to provoke him into transforming into the Hulk.]
Steve Rogers: Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: Jury's out.

Jarvis: Power at 400% capacity.
Tony Stark: How about that.

Tony Stark: If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

[Tony jabs Bruce with a small electric prod.]
Tony Stark: Man, you have really got a lid on it, don't you? What's your secret? Mellow Jazz? Bongo Drums? Huge bag of weed?

Tony Stark: A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.

Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
Tony Stark: A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.

Iron Man: Call it, Captain.
Captain America: Everybody listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, I want to use containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything, call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back, or you turn it to ash. Thor, you got to try and bottleneck that portal. Slow them down. You got the lighting. Light the bastards up. You and me, we stay on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk... Smash.

Loki: I have an army!
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.

Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Tony Stark: Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts: I was having 12% of a moment.

Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce Banner: Thanks.

Tony Stark: You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top ten floors. All R&D.
Bruce Banner: Thanks, but the last time I was in New York, I kind of broke Harlem.

Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!

Captain America: Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything, call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back, or you turn it to ash.
Iron Man: Got it.
Hawkeye: Mind giving me a lift?
Iron Man: Sure. Better clench up, Legolas.

Tony Stark: Falling in line's not really my style.
Steve Rogers: You're all about style, aren't you?
Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny.

Steve Rogers: You think Fury is hiding something?
Tony Stark: He's a spy. Captain, he is the spy. His secrets have secrets.

Pepper Potts: Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.
Tony Stark: The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.
Pepper Potts: I didn't know that either.
Tony Stark: Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
Pepper Potts: That I did know.

Steve Rogers: Stark, are you seeing this?
Tony Stark: Seeing, yes, still working on believing.

Maria Hill: When did you become an expert on thermonuclear astrophysics?
Tony Stark: Last night.

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