Avengers: Infinity War
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Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

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Bruce Banner: Hulk? Hulk? I know you like making your entrance at the last second. Well, this it it, man. This is the last, last second. Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
Hulk: No!
Bruce Banner: Oh, screw you, you big, green asshole! I'll do it myself.

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[Thor arrives in Wakanda.]
Bruce Banner: Ha-ha! You guys are so screwed now.

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Steve Rogers: Drop to 2600, heading 0-3-0.
Sam Wilson: I hope you're right about this. Or we're gonna land a lot faster than you want to.

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Tony Stark: Are you yawning?
[Drax yawns.]
Tony Stark: In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?
Drax: I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Tony Stark: Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page.

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Peter Quill: Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you I'm gonna French fry this little freak.
Tony Stark: Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go.
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it.
Doctor Strange: She's right. You can't.

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Drax: Die, blanket of death.

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Peter Quill: Groot, put that thing away, now. I don't want to tell you again. Groot.
Groot: I am Groot.
Peter Quill: Whoa.
Rocket: Language.
Gamora: Hey.
Drax: Wow.
Peter Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid.
Rocket: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total d-hole.

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[Cull Obsidian attempts to kill Tony, but Wong opens a portal sending him to a snowy location, closes the portal, severing his hand and trapping him there.]
Tony Stark: Wong, you're invited to my wedding.

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[Bruce attempts to turn into the Hulk, but fails.]
Tony Stark: Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.

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Ebony Maw: Hear me and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan. You may think this is suffering. No. It is salvation. Universal scales tip towards balance because of your sacrifice. Smile. For even in death, you have become children of Thanos.

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Dr. Stephen Strange: I'm Dr Strange.
Peter Parker: Oh, we're using our made-up names? In that case, I am Spider-Man.

Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better, WHO is Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better, WHY is Gamora?

Tony Stark: You’re from Earth?
Peter Quill: No, I’m from Missouri.
Tony Stark: That’s on Earth, dipshit.

Peter Quill: How is this dude still alive?
Drax: He's not a dude. You're a dude. This is a MAN. A handsome, muscular man.
Gamora: It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers...
Peter Quill: Stop massaging his muscles.

Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Watch.
Peter Quill: You're eating a Zagnut.
Drax: My movement is so slow that it's imperceptible.
Peter Quill: Mmm, no.
Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible.
Mantis: Hi, Drax.
Drax: Dammit.

Peter Quill: See, "not winging it" isn't really what they do.
Peter Parker: What exactly is it that they do?
Mantis: Kick names, take ass.
Drax: Yeah, that's right.

Groot: I am Groot.
Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.

Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony Stark: What dance-off?
Peter Quill: It's not a thing.
Peter Parker: Like in Footloose, the movie?
Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker: It never was.
Tony Stark: Don't encourage Flash Gordon.
Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.

Loki: If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.
Thanos: Well, if you consider failure experience.
Loki: I consider experience experience.

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