The Avengers
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Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are.

Jarvis: Power at 400% capacity.
Tony Stark: How about that.

Nick Fury: Meanwhile, is there anything about the Tesseract that we ought to know?
Steve Rogers: You should have left it in the ocean.

Natasha Romanoff: This is the Tesseract, it has the potential energy to wipe out the entire planet.
Bruce Banner: What does Fury want me to do, swallow it?

Steve Rogers: What's the matter? Scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows.

[Tony zaps Banner, trying to provoke him into transforming into the Hulk.]
Steve Rogers: Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: Jury's out.

Nick Fury: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.

[Tony jabs Bruce with a small electric prod.]
Tony Stark: Man, you have really got a lid on it, don't you? What's your secret? Mellow Jazz? Bongo Drums? Huge bag of weed?

Tony Stark: If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

Fighter pilot: Target aquired, target engaged.
[Hulk roars in rage and jumps to the jet.]
Fighter pilot: Target angry, target angry!

Nick Fury: You should be out celebrating. Seeing the world.
Steve Rogers: When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.

Tony Stark: A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.

Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
Tony Stark: A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.

Thor: Loki is a prisoner.
Nick Fury: Then why do I feel like he is the only person on this boat who wants to be here?

Nick Fury: Until such time where the world ends, we will act like it intends to spin on.

Nick Fury: Where's Agent Barton?
Erik Selvig: The Hawk? Up in his nest, as usual.

Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdoned with glorious purpose.
Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
Nick Fury: Are you planning to step on us?

Captain America: So, Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard nor any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth, in return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Captain America: An army, from outer space.

Iron Man: Call it, Captain.
Captain America: Everybody listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, I want to use containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything, call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back, or you turn it to ash. Thor, you got to try and bottleneck that portal. Slow them down. You got the lighting. Light the bastards up. You and me, we stay on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk... Smash.

Thor: Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother.
Black Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: He's adopted.

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