Quotes from Cary Elwes movies and TV shows

All people starting with C

Below are some quotes involving Cary Elwes - click the title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, please submit them.

Aquaman: You murdered my wife, Diana.
Wonder Woman: She tried to assassinate me, Arthur. I was protecting myself.
Aquaman: Yet you wear her helmet like a trophy.
Wonder Woman: No. A warning.

Add time

Quantom X

The Flash: Batman?
Batman: It's future tech. Difficult to disarm without setting them off, even for me.
Captain Atom: I could try to vaporize the bombs.
Wonder Woman: Yes, but you'd be vaporizing the Rogues as well.
Aquaman: Diana's right. What's plan B?

Add time

Quantom X

Top: Aren't you gonna do something!?
Aquaman: I am. I've got a million microbes eating the bomb's wiring.

Add time

Quantom X

Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours.

Add time

Buttercup: You mock my pain!
Westley: Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Add time

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.

Add time

Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Westley: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know.
Westley: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: Okay.

Add time

Westley: A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.
Buttercup: We'll never survive!
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

Add time

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

Add time

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Add time

Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Add time

Westley: I do not envy the headache that you will have when you awake, but till then, sleep well and dream of large women.

Add time

Buttercup: I know who you are. Your cruelty reveals everything. You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it.
Westley: With pride. What can I do for you?
Buttercup: You can die slowly. Cut into a thousand pieces.
Westley: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Hardly complimentary, your highness. Why loose your venom on me?
Buttercup: You killed my love.
Westley: It's possible. I've killed a lot of people.

Add time

Westley: If only we had a wheelbarrow that would be something.
Inigo: Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Under the albino I think.

Add time

Robin Hood: For my first order of business, I wish to appoint a new Sheriff of Rottingham. My friend, Achoo.
Achoo: All right.
Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's black?
Achoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

Add time

[Blinkin has snatched an arrow from mid-air as it's about to hit Robin.]
Achoo: How did you do that?
Blinkin: I heard that coming a mile away.
Robin Hood: Very good, Blinkin. Well done.
Blinkin: Pardon? Who's talking?

Add time

[Robin interrupts Prince John's feast and slams a dead pig onto the table.]
Sheriff of Rottingham: That's a wild boar!
Robin Hood: No, no. That's a wild pig.
[Robin points at Prince John.]
Robin Hood: *That's* a wild bore.

Add time

Cubs Fan

Robin Hood: Darling, what are you doing here?
Maid Marian: I've come to warn you. Prince John and the sheriff have hired murderers to kill you at the fair tomorrow. You mustn't go.
Robin Hood: But, that's easy. I won't.
Maid Marian: Oh, I'm so happy. They were going to try to lure you there by having an archery contest.
Robin Hood: An archery contest?
Maid Marian: Their archer is unbeatable.
Robin Hood: Really?
Maid Marian: Robin, promise you won't go.
Robin Hood: Alright. I promise you won't go.
Maid Marian: Oh, thank you.

Add time

Robin Hood: I owe you a great debt of gratitude, my friend. I am called Robin of Loxley.
Asneeze: My name is Asneeze. Father of Achoo.
Robin Hood: Bless you.
Asneeze: No, no, no, no, no. Achoo is my son. He's in England. Your country. He's an exchange student. I'd like you to look after him. He's in need of guidance. He is headstrong and cocksure. Or is it the other way around?

Add time

Robin Hood: Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle.
Blinkin: I thought it felt a bit drafty. This never would have happened if your father were alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while you were away.
Robin Hood: And my brothers?
Blinkin: They all died of the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog Pongo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: [tearing up.] My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish.

Add time

Share

Follow

Join the mailing list