Ella Enchanted
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Ella: You know Char and his uncle are responsible for the segregation of the kingdom.
Hattie: Who cares, he's dreamy.

Ella's Mother: Look to yourself, Ella. What's inside you is stronger than any spell.

Narrator: In spite of the spell, Ella grew up strong of mind./ Her gift made her obedient, but her heart made her kind.

Ella: Why don't you like music?
Slannen the Elf: Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin' and dancin' for the man. I don't want to be an entertainer. I want to be.
Ella: What?
Slannen the Elf: Nothin.
Ella: No, what were you going to say.
Slannen the Elf: Forget it. It's silly.
Ella: Please tell me.
Slannen the Elf: I want to be a lawyer.
Benny: I guess that would be in small claims court.

Lucinda Perryweather: I have a no-return policy.

Slannen the Elf: You know, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you're much prettier than I would've expected.
Brumhilda: Oh, I know. Giants are supposed to be big, ugly and mean. It's because of stories like "Jack and the Beanstalk." Stinking Grimm Brothers.

Char: I suppose that dagger that you were ready to plunge into my heart was just an early wedding present.

Benny: I would have left her ages ago, except I love her so damn much. Plus, I have no legs.

Narrator: So Ella now knew why she'd always obeyed, / but she never stopped fighting to have things her way.

Char: Tell me do you get a kick out of near death experiences?
Ella: No, I was fine, I had things will in hand.
Char: Oh yes, I could see that as you were dangling over the boiling cauldron. No doubt lulling the ogres into a false sense of security.

NiSSh: It will only hurt for a moment, I promise. I'm a fast eater.

Char: These last few days have been so perfect. Except for the bit where we almost got eaten by ogres. And you wrote a letter that ripped out my heart. And I had to dance with Hattie.

Koopooduk: That's a fine young man you have here.
Ella: Oh, he's not fine - I - I mean, mine. He is fine, but uh-uh-never mind.

Ella: You're about to become king. You'll have the power to make a difference in the world, and you don't even care.
Char: It's not like I asked to become king. I have no say in the matter.
Ella: Well thanks to your uncle, there are a lot of people who have no say in the matter. Nobody should be forced to do things they don't want to do. Take it from somebody who knows.

Mandy: I love you too, my little pookie pages.
Benny: Not as much as I love you, cuddlebuns.
Mandy: Ohh, I love you more.
Ella: Okay! Lots of love, moving on.

NiSSh: How do you like to be eaten? Baked? Boiled? Shish-kabobed?
Ella: How about free range?

Hattie: It's me he's going to have at his coronation.
Ella: Yeah, in the middle of the table with an apple in your mouth.

Ella: Oh, my stepsister Hattie would die if she knew I was here. She's the, uh, the president of your fan club you know.
Char: Oh, Hattie, yah. Thank you. Now I know what name to put on the restraining order.

Slannen the Elf: Into the forest of certain death goes Slannen.
Ella: Thank you.

Benny: Looks like she's getting herself an FWI.
Ella: An FWI?
Benny: Flying while intoxicated.

Revealing mistake: During the wedding scene, while the narrator is talking, you can see the string that will pull the left table apart. As said in the commentary, the filmmakers weren't going for the idea of people pulling the tables apart, but rather some other force parting them. (01:27:40)

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