Ella Enchanted (2004)

Narrator: So, while her stepfamily scratched newly-found itches / Ella was off, glad to be away from the... witches.

Slannen the Elf: Open up! I am Miss Ella's legal representation.
Dungeon Guard: Her what?
Slannen the Elf: Her lawyer, numbskull! If the gauntlet doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Hattie: Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.
Ella: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.

Slannen the Elf: Elves aren't that short you know. That's just a stupid myth created by that "Elves and the Shoemaker" story. Do I look small enough to fit in a shoe? Stinkin' Grimm Brothers.

Ella: You know Char and his uncle are responsible for the segregation of the kingdom.
Hattie: Who cares, he's dreamy.

Ella's Mother: Look to yourself, Ella. What's inside you is stronger than any spell.

Narrator: In spite of the spell, Ella grew up strong of mind./ Her gift made her obedient, but her heart made her kind.

Benny: Looks like she's getting herself an FWI.
Ella: An FWI?
Benny: Flying while intoxicated.

Char: Well, that's on our way back to Lamia. We'll accompany you.
Ella: Well, that's not necessary.
Char: But it makes it so much easier rescuing you if I don't have to commute.

Char: Well let me see, so far the score is chivalry two, gratitude zero.

Ella: I think you're gonna be a great king some day.

Ella: I don't need your chivalry, thanks. And I have no intention of curtsying either, so you can forget it.

Narrator: If there's one thing to learn it's you just can't go wrong / If you follow your heart, and end with a song.

Ella: Why don't you like music?
Slannen the Elf: Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin' and dancin' for the man. I don't want to be an entertainer. I want to be.
Ella: What?
Slannen the Elf: Nothin.
Ella: No, what were you going to say.
Slannen the Elf: Forget it. It's silly.
Ella: Please tell me.
Slannen the Elf: I want to be a lawyer.
Benny: I guess that would be in small claims court.

Lucinda Perryweather: I have a no-return policy.

Slannen the Elf: You know, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you're much prettier than I would've expected.
Brumhilda: Oh, I know. Giants are supposed to be big, ugly and mean. It's because of stories like "Jack and the Beanstalk." Stinking Grimm Brothers.

Char: I suppose that dagger that you were ready to plunge into my heart was just an early wedding present.

Benny: I would have left her ages ago, except I love her so damn much. Plus, I have no legs.

Narrator: So Ella now knew why she'd always obeyed, / but she never stopped fighting to have things her way.

Char: Tell me do you get a kick out of near death experiences?
Ella: No, I was fine, I had things will in hand.
Char: Oh yes, I could see that as you were dangling over the boiling cauldron. No doubt lulling the ogres into a false sense of security.