Dustin Hoffman

Quotes from Dustin Hoffman movies and TV shows - page 5 of 5

Michael Dorsey: I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but not hell.

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Stanley Motss: This is politics at its finest.

Stanley Motss: Haven't had this much fun since live TV.

Stanley Motss: I bet you're great at chess.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: I would be if I could remember how all the pieces moved.

Winifred Ames: How are we going to explain that when the world is watching?
Stanley Motss: Fuck the world. Try a ten a.m. script meeting, coked to the gills, no sleep and you haven't even read the treatment.

Stanley Motss: You take the fruit of forty years - hard lessons, mistakes - and you call it wisdom.

Stanley Motss: No no no no no, fuck freedom.

Conrad 'Connie' Brean: You watched the Gulf War, what do you see day after day? The one smart bomb falling down the chimney. The truth? I was in the building when we shot that shot - we shot in a studio, Falls Church, Virginia. One-tenth scale model of a building.
Stanley Motss: Is that true?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: How the fuck do we know? You take my point?

Stanley Motss: When it's cooking, it's cooking.

Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Well, if Kissinger can win the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find out I'd won the Preakness.
Stanley Motss: Well, yes but, our guy DID bring peace.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Yeah, but there wasn't a war.
Stanley Motss: All the greater accomplishment.

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