Lenny Bruce: "Fuck you." Never understood that insult, because fucking someone is actually really pleasant. If we're trying to be mean, we should say "unfuck you!"
Lenny Bruce: The problem is we always expect women to be a combination sunday school teacher, and $500-a-night hooker.
Lenny Bruce: L'm not anti-Christ or anti-religion, l just think it's encouraging that people are leaving the Church and going back to God.
Lenny Bruce: Did you know that Eleanor Roosevelt gave Lou Gehrig the clap?