Conrad 'Connie' Brean: You can't tell anyone about this.
Tracy Lime: It is like a union thing?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What difference does it make if it's true? If it's a story and it breaks, they're gonna run with it.
Stanley Motss: You take the fruit of forty years - hard lessons, mistakes - and you call it wisdom.
Stanley Motss: No no no no no, fuck freedom.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: You watched the Gulf War, what do you see day after day? The one smart bomb falling down the chimney. The truth? I was in the building when we shot that shot - we shot in a studio, Falls Church, Virginia. One-tenth scale model of a building.
Stanley Motss: Is that true?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: How the fuck do we know? You take my point?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Now folks, folks, this is a shitty business and it needs no ghosts come from the grave to tell us that but Lord willing and Jesus tarries eight days from now I'm going to be taking you folks into the second term. Wait 'til you hear the speech tonight, the 303 speech - great.
CIA Agent Mr. Young: When the fit hits the shan somebody's going to have to stay behind after school.
Stanley Motss: This is politics at its finest.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Who killed Kennedy? I read the first draft of the Warren report. It said he was killed by a drunk driver.
Stanley Motss: Haven't had this much fun since live TV.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
Stanley Motss: I bet you're great at chess.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: I would be if I could remember how all the pieces moved.
Stanley Motss: When it's cooking, it's cooking.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: We're not gonna have a war, we're gonna have the appearance of a war.