Best movie quotes of 2002

Austin Powers in Goldmember picture

Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE!

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Sweet Home Alabama picture

Melanie Carmichael: You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

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Lilo & Stitch picture

Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I give Pudge the Fish a peanut butter sandwich. But, today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter cause all we have is...is. Stinking tuna...Pudge controls the weather.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers picture

Sam: It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end it's only a passing thing this shadow, even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it'll shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think Mr. Frodo, I do understand, I know now folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones picture

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [To Anakin.] Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets picture

Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

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J. Jonah Jameson: He doesn't want to be famous? Then I'll make him INfamous!

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Robin Williams: Live on Broadway picture

Robin Williams: The poor Canadian snowboarder, in the 1998 Olympics, they took away his medal because he tested positive for marijuana, which is kinda redundant number one, number two, they said that marijuana was a "performance-enhancing drug." Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, "I'm there!"

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John Preston: You expecting resistance?
Brandt: It's something you'll find about me, Cleric. I am a weary person. Cautious by nature. Always expecting the worst.

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8 Mile (2002)

8 Mile picture

Jimmy Smith Jr: You ever wondered at what point you gotta just say "f**k it, man." You ever wondered at what point you gotta stop livin' up here, and start livin' down here?

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Red Dragon picture

Will Graham: I thought you might enjoy the challenge. See if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.
Hannibal Lecter: Then by implication, you think you're smarter than I am, since it was you who caught me.
Will Graham: No. I know I'm not smarter than you.
Hannibal Lecter: Then how did you catch me?
Will Graham: You had...disadvantages.
Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages?
Will Graham: You're insane.

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Jason Bourne: How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.

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Laura: Half the time you were on your back!
Agent Jay: That's how I fight.

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Big Fat Liar picture

Marty Wolf: First lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart: Always get it in writing.

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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist picture

Betty: Go get some snacks. Perhaps a carbonated soda.
Ling: I hope they have Icees.
The Chosen One: I've chosen the large tub.
Wimp Lo: My nipples look like milk duds.
Master Tang: I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy.

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Chicago picture

Billy Flynn: Now look, I don't like to blow my own horn. But believe me. If Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today and if he had $5,000 and he'd come to me, things would have turned out differently.

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Ice Age picture

Diego: Are you calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [whispering to Manny.] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

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The New Guy picture

Eddie Griffin: You know, high school's a lot like prison. Bad food, high fences. The sex you want you ain't gettin', and the sex you getting you don't want.

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Blade II picture

Scud: So, B-man, what do you think?
Blade: Sounds like a plan.
Whistler: What do you really think?
Blade: They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get.

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Secretary picture

Burt Holloway: You are the child of god's holy gift of life. You come from me. But you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish.
Lee Holloway: [Smiles.] Thank you Daddy.

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Die Another Day picture

James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... If you can spare it.

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The Ring picture

Dr. Scott: You don't want to hurt anyone.
Samara Morgan: But I do, and I'm sorry. It won't stop. Everyone will suffer.

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Big Trouble picture

Leonard Ferroni: Look at this thing. He's the size of a Buick.
Henry Desalvo: She.
Leonard Ferroni: She what?
Henry Desalvo: The mosquito is a she.
Leonard Ferroni: How the hell can you tell that?
Henry Desalvo: Discovery Channel. Only the female mosquito sucks your blood.
Leonard Ferroni: Sounds like my ex-wife. Bitch.

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28 Days Later picture

Selena: Plans are pointless. Staying alive is as good as it gets.

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Gangs of New York picture

Bill: You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!

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Star Trek: Nemesis picture

Captain Picard: In his quest to be more like us, he helped show us what it means to be human.

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Tuck Everlasting picture

Jesse Tuck: Winnie Foster...I will love you till the day I die!

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Hellraiser: Hellseeker picture

Pinhead: All problems solved? Not so simple, I'm afraid.

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The Time Machine picture

Uber-Morlock: You built your time machine because of Emma's death. If she had lived, it would never have existed. So how could you use your machine to go back to save her?

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The Santa Clause 2 picture

Bernard: Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up.

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