Koro: Wise leader, forgive me. I am only a fledgling new to flight.
Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country.
Guo Yi: You know, Okwe, good at chess usually means bad at life. You do realise that she's in love with you, don't you? I've been with her 20 minutes, and I know it. But then, I'm bad at chess.
Agustín Rejas: I'd like to have a list of staff with access to the President's chambers.
Calderón: Luckily there are only two of them. The first is named 'Fuck', the second is named 'Off'.
Mr. O'Connor: You've got no home. You have no mother. You got no father. You killed us, you slut. You killed us both.
Rayford Steele: What can you do?
Buck Williams: I can't do anything, but God can.
Bud Brumder: A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed. You're not gay.
Holden: I'm staring to think... That you don't get me.
Justine: Maybe I don't get you.
Holden: You DO. you DO GET ME, you just don't wanna GET ME because I AM TOO intensified FOR you.
Father Amaro: Tell me your sins, child.
Amelia: You already know them. And your sins?
Salvadoran Man: Lawyers are a waste of oxygen.
Ben Manibag: Do you ever wonder about your real parents?
Stephanie Vandergosh: The parents I have now are my real parents.
Steve Irwin: That was a close one.
Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.
Trailer Trash Thumb: A lot of kids were disappearing in the woods, all mysterious like. And people thought it might be... David Copperfield. In a stage show, he took a llama and put it in a box. He closed the box and spinned it around. He opened up the box. There's no llama! And you don't see that every day, there's a llama here, llama gone. Llama, no llama. Just chills you to the bones.
Jane: Don't you see, Hook? You will never win. Not as long as there's faith, trust, and pixie dust.
D.H. Banes: Mimi. GET OFF THE maid.
Mateo: When luck comes knocking on your door, you can't turn it away.
Lewis Bartholomew: I was wrong about you, Mrs. Lambert. Meeting the widow of a man like Lake, well, I was expecting a siren, a harpy, a shrew. But you, you have decency, dignity, what my father called gumption.
Regina Lambert: I'm very touched. You are actually quite sweet for a stars and bars company man, aren't you?
Lewis Bartholomew: You've discovered my secret side Mrs. Lambert. Keep it under your hat. Boo.
Gothel: Rapunzel, you and your friends won't live to see the next sunrise.
Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.