Best movie quotes of 2002

Spirit: There was no end to the strange ways on the two-leggeds.

Jason Bourne: How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.

Meg: Open the door so I can give her the shot.
Burnham: If we open the door you'll shoot us.
Meg: So give her the shot yourself.

James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... If you can spare it.

Larry Hertzel: All I was doing was welcoming somebody into the family.
Roberta Hertzel: Larry, we've been welcomed by you, thank you so much, now would you please just drink your fucking milk and shut the fuck up.

Feather Woman: Excuse me, have you seen my husband, Izaak Szerman? A tall, a tall handsome man, with a little grey beard. No? Oh, excuse me. Goodbye, sleep well. But if you see him, write to me, yes? Izaak Szerman.

Hannibal Lecter: So, you'll be wanting lots of these little chinwags, I take it.
Will Graham: I might not have time.
Hannibal Lecter: I do. I have oodles.

Diego: Are you calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [whispering to Manny.] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

Junior: This cell phone's better than my pinkie finger any day.

Elvis: Uh, Mr. President... You're on the floor.
JFK: No shit?

Robin Williams: The poor Canadian snowboarder, in the 1998 Olympics, they took away his medal because he tested positive for marijuana, which is kinda redundant number one, number two, they said that marijuana was a "performance-enhancing drug." Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, "I'm there!"

Paul: I don't like the dark here, it keeps eating my pencils.

Dr. Scott: You don't want to hurt anyone.
Samara Morgan: But I do, and I'm sorry. It won't stop. Everyone will suffer.

Pancha: Like my grandmother used to say, "There's no better dressing than meat on bones."

Reggie: You don't have a forehead... you have a five-head.

Flying Snow: How swift thy sword.

Indrid Cold: Mary Klein cannot be found by looking. You will see her in time.

Cinderella: I was a dish maid when the prince married me. And he loves me because I'm me.

Meowth: There they go. All we gotta do is follow them on top of them rooftops.
James: Well, I used to be quite a good gymnast.
Jessie: This is our big chance, I could almost taste it! Are you ready?
James: Yeah.

Philippa: Why did you change the plan?
Filippo: My father always said, at the right moment, you have to do what nobody expects.